Beinfest: So on the Lotte free agent roster we have Nyugen, Maichinoku, Makinabi, Mathis, Misawa, Muk....
Loria: Woah woah woah, there's a Mathis in Japan!? SIGN HEEEM!!!
Jennings: Oh god, here we go.
Loria: This team doesn't go anywhere without having every single baseball-playing Mathis available! Bank on it!
Loria: Just do it!
Hill: Lol, like Nike! Yeah boi!
Loria: Shut up Pendleton, you're fired!
Hill: Damnit, dawg!
Beinfest: Already on it sir, we're contacting him as we speak, he'll be signed by the end of the week.
Loria: ::cackles:: Whatcha gonna do when Mathis-Mania runs wild on you, brothers!!!
Samson: Jeffrey, what's Hill still doing here?
Hill: ::fumbling through his iPhone at a rapid pace:: Hold up hold up, Google is showing me a Rebecca Mathis, centerfielder on the Oregon Reindeers girls middle school softball team... whaddya think boss?
Loria: You're rehired, Puckett!
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