Piazza31 Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 He accidentally discharged his firearm in his house while cleaning it.... @nbc6: DEVELOPING: Former Oakland A's superstar Jose Canseco accidentally shot himself in finger while cleaning gun, Nevada Police told NBC News. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piazza31 Posted October 29, 2014 Author Share Posted October 29, 2014 I think he tried to kill himself, it's obvious- he sells everything now he owns and bought some turtles... Obviously in pain inside. *This was Sarcastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Card Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Only a complete fucking moron can discharge a firearm while cleaning it. Why the fuck was there a round in the chamber? Even if there was one, why the fuck didn't you check the chamber before cleaning the gun? Some people are devastatingly stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piazza31 Posted October 29, 2014 Author Share Posted October 29, 2014 Only a complete fucking moron can discharge a firearm while cleaning it. Why the fuck was there a round in the chamber? Even if there was one, why the fuck didn't you check the chamber before cleaning the gun? Some people are devastatingly stupid. You do realize Canseco probably would have LOOKED DOWN the barrel to see if it was loaded right. Good thing he didn't check. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Card Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 You do realize Canseco probably would have LOOKED DOWN the barrel to see if it was loaded right. Good thing he didn't check. Seriously though, guns 101, rule 1: always check the gun. Even when you know it's empty, double check. Then check a third time just in case you're blind. Now you're clear to handle the firearm any way you'd like. It's the first thing you're taught when handling a weapon. If you weren't taught, you probably shouldn't have one. You especially shouldn't be cleaning one. This reminds me, I need to clean my guns... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hotcorner Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 comedy gold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pollythewog Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 One of the least surprising stories ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piazza31 Posted October 30, 2014 Author Share Posted October 30, 2014 One of the least surprising stories ever It surprised me, I thought he was a convicted criminal and not allowed to own one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pollythewog Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 It surprised me, I thought he was a convicted criminal and not allowed to own one. Aren't convicted criminals still allowed to own guns in the usa (at least some states?)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Aren't convicted criminals still allowed to own guns in the usa (at least some states?)? Probably in Florida and Texas, they can get guns like I can buy toilet paper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeroFishOne Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 In most states, convicted felons are banned from possessing firearms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piazza31 Posted October 31, 2014 Author Share Posted October 31, 2014 I believe he lives in Vegas, they seem like the kind of state with a more liberal stance on gun control. I'm almost 100% positive Florida will not allow a felon to own a firearm, in any capacity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackRubysDog Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Probably in Florida and Texas, they can get guns like I can buy toilet paper Just be careful when you wipe your ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Just be careful when you wipe your ass. I am not taking any advice on my ass from you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Maybe you should. He probably knows more about ass sensitivity than we do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackRubysDog Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Maybe you should. He probably knows more about ass sensitivity than we do. Ah come on ... I've had two gay experiences in my life (both when I was a curious kid) compared to hundreds of hetero ones. That's like calling someone who's been to McDonald's twice in nearly fifty years a junk food addict. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Beinfest Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Just be careful when you wipe your ass. Because that would be super gay amirite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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