SilverBullet Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 In an obvious attempt to copy @Michael, BJ Upton will now go by his birth name of Melvin Upton. This is only notable because of how stupid the name Melvin sounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Melvin sounds like a term for a bad BJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fanofthefish Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Your choice New name, same suck!!!!!! Its wasn't his name it was his job! Good luck Bossman Junior, on being Melvined Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverBullet Posted February 23, 2015 Author Share Posted February 23, 2015 Melvin sounds like a term for a bad BJ. "Yo how'd it go with Karen Friday night?" "Ehh, she looks good but once things got hot after dinner she gave me such a Melvin, I'm done with her." "Damn, sorry to hear that. Better luck next time Admin." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Damn I can't get any even in a made-up story, well any that someone would want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverBullet Posted February 23, 2015 Author Share Posted February 23, 2015 Who said I made that up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Entendu Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 What a Melvin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SongInTheAir Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Maybe he got tired of hearing things like, "BJ sucks!" and instead of trying to get better he figured he'd just change his name... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bret Hart Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Maybe Braves are happy now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Card Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Why not just go by "Mel" instead of fucking Melvin? He's now on the DL for being punched in the face by Freddie Freeman and having his glasses broken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverBullet Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 Why not just go by "Mel" instead of fucking Melvin? He's now on the DL for being punched in the face by Freddie Freeman and having his glasses broken. Huh? Really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Why not just go by "Mel" instead of fucking Melvin? He's now on the DL for being punched in the face by Freddie Freeman and having his glasses broken. Huh? Really? That's what he gets for being a Melvin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammerhead Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Guess when he hit 30, he'd decide to start sounding like an old man in addition to playing like one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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