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It is, that is because I am indexing the search results. I want it to get done before Opening Day.

 

Just one more optimization move heading into next week.

 

​NO MORE OPTIMIZATIONS YOU DICK

 

 

Optimizations should be done Friday

 

​This sounds like a conversation in a movie between a human and a dystopian self aware computer...

 

 

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I know, Michael is just a computer

 

​you are the computer in this scenario.... Michael, the human, is tired of computer optimization, and being very frustrated, yells "NO MORE OPTIMIZATIONS YOU DICK." to which you, the computer, incapable of understanding human emotion just calmly reply "Optimizations should be done Friday"

 

 

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