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This guy is asking for a 30 second ban

Yes yes and yes. I said it many times, if Elieser gets that change-up to be at least decent, he adds another inning to his outings.

Ah crud buckets. That's alright he's got time to heal up and get many reps in the Minors this year.

I think we shattered the record on this thread

That is the kind of offer that doesn't even deserve a counter.

LOL fuck off Cubs.

This isn't the same. Loria back loaded the deal with no intention of keeping Stanton long term. That's no what the Padres are doing. At least I hope not. I'm not big on going all out on Free Agency. Keeping your young core players under contract through their prime years is where the money should be spent.

Fancy.

Try @Michael’s method of a lead off single, a stolen base, and a bloop single. Seems it worked for him that one time.

Have you tried being less insufferable? 💙

My buddies sent me this for my day a few weeks ago.. figured you all would get a kick out of it If you were all wondering why I've been a Marlins fan since 1995 🙂 received_160041442350178.mp4

This is awesome @Iowa

Y’all have a tendoncy to get ridiculous in these threads...and I’m here for it.

Sounds good. Alright it's been fun, time to close the thread.

If I'm Kim, I am insulted with the offer. Basically the Cubs thought she would be swindled easily. Rude.

Cubs: "here's our suggested offer." *Marlins read offer* Kim Ng: "We'll ... have Michael Hill contact you soon."

What if he does it at @Jack 's house? Would you go join him?

He was actually complimenting Sixto. 😂

A fat 25

I'm thinking about it. But just a second offense might do like ... 25 seconds.

Sanchez is Sixtons of phat.

Every time.

Multiple times.

JT's not gonna be able to put his thumb down until he's healthy again.

Will he use his broken thumb to prove it's healthy?

That’s ok, his friend in Las Vegas, Brandon Kintzler, will be there for support for these next couple of weeks until JT gives the thumbs up that he’s healthy again.

I try but she always has a headache.

Oh man the things I'm imagining now...

That would be so fitting now lol. But yes this is kinda cool, whatever works. No big deal. And yes, the Marlins cleaning procedures are now sponsored!

This is so clean!

They sent Sixto to another planet? That's some extreme quarantine measures right there.

This is fantastic! And awesome job repping the Fish in Iowa both you and @jeffreysfishfry!

Yup, marlins won the trade.

So many possible responses.. But, I'll let my pal @CyggyMarlin handle this one. 😂

That would certainly compound his problems.

Looks like the small shred of a Marlins chance against NL East teams has ...swollen.

Being an Iowan myself, I remember him being my favorite Cub. I remember being thrilled when Hawk and Pendleton teamed up to play for the Marlins. For me, I was converted by the solid teal uniforms. Wish they would bring them back. Honestly, IMO if they did I believe it would inlarge the fan base.

I just... I just explained the reasons.

No love for the DS-G trade? It's hard to feel like that's anything but moving the goalposts. This team had not reached in the playoffs in 17 years -- SEVENTEEN YEARS. And Jeter did in Year 3. Circumstances were weird, yeah, but the weird circumstances didn't let the Rockies in or Mets in or the Mariners in. Moreover, this club did it while undergoing the worst COVID outbreak in the league. And to your points above about the trade, yeah, it's tough to analyze with everyone constantly changing their stories. I believe it was Dave Cameron who used to always say you need to analyze tr

That's 1, we know there are 15 other Marlins Members out there. Show yourselves.

I am so glad we don't have that problem anymore. Because we have no stars, of course. /s

That's why she's referring them to Hill. They need to be disciplined for this.

Cheap Jeter cleans his dick with Lysol wipes.

I hope they used plenty of Lysol back when they first bought the team tbh.

1 pitcher away from having one more pitcher on the roster, yes.