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A bunch of Floridians and no one says key lime pie?

That's silly and overly sensitive...you're fine. Chill.

"Black" isn't racist until you say "pardon me if that sounds racist" like you are whispering your point over Cracker Barrel country fried steaks. Just say black citizens or black population.

Without bringing in some bullpen and bat help...no. And at this point it will be at a premium. None of this should be a surprise when some of the louder voices in this forum and fanbase said they didn't need to compete till 2022. The front office mapped this out. This is what a freebie season looks like. They should have been active in the offseason. I doubt they will bring in help now.

Sours are awesome. Monkey Chased The Weasel from Carton Brewing. I don't know if they are all way into Brooklyn yet but they have pretty decent distribution in the Tristate area. A brewery out of Middletown, NJ if you wanted to check them out. Pretty easy to get to for you. You can take sea streak ferry into Atlantic Highlands...couple if dive bars in walking distance, too. You could even uber to Kane brewing or go into Asbury. Anyways...its a sour made with mulberries. It's real good and super tart. If you see anything from Off Color Brewing. They have some really pretty good sours, too.

Don would probably take the plot from an old Twilight Zone episode, too.

Ok ok...move along. Nothing to see here.

It really feels like the doom and gloom is coming...

Has there been a review that has gone Don's way this season?

Happy with the week...but we could have a better a record. They are treading water and then bringing up everyone in July. It is so dumb and predictable and we have no way to push back against it. <insert person who will argue why it makes financial sense for the Marlins to hold off bringing players up> K. Kewl!

This is pretty fun. Just sayin...

Zach Thompson spins a gem. Dickerson swings big dong. Bleier continues to look like a confused dad who is wondering how he got forced into pitching in his sons little league game...he's got very important calls to make GINA! THEY ARE TIME SENSITIVE!

Props. to OP for the titling of this post...kept my Marlins related fatigue to a manageable level. Thank you.

That was fun. I like winning...let's do more of that!

Optimism.

People were discussing how bad the Rockies have been this year...now we are playing them...one game better...and with a chance of ending the series with a worse record. What a time to be alive!

Christ. We could have just forced Isan into the Berti role. Hell at this point with the way they don't want to rid themselves of the Brinson albatross...might as well gave him the bench/util guy. At least it might have raised his value.

This does not look like a team that is making the playoffs this year or next... By year three...is Marte...at 34/35...the same player? So...what is the point of keeping him?

They should absolutely trade him. This team is not making the playoffs next year...what is the point of keeping him? As @Rydawgpoints out...centerfielders who have already had an extended IL tour this year...don't keep getting better. Love that the Giants and Red Sox have come back into relevancy and the Miami Flounders are back to debating what a firesale is.

Going for two. This team is a juggernaut!!!

Playoff bound, BABY!

Don is doing exactly what the front office wants with exactly what they gave him. Seems unnecessary to fire him. They are a shitty team. Everyone needs to get to August...they will be playing good ball then and everyone can pretend they have a chance. Just like they did before the season started. Not sure he deserve to lose his job because he believes in his players. And not sure the mob knows where to ain their torches.

Fyi. This team has 3 more wins than the Pirates. It would be embarrassing if it weren't exactly what a handful of people here predicted back in January. The company will accept that sweet sweet city connect uniform money though. #305ontherise