Major-Minor

Whoa whoa whoa...he finally got a hit...and it was really nice. I really felt for him... But he needs to really keep this going...he has not been good. That is reality. ...Last night's clutch hit makes me at least think it is possible.

Ted: So you’re moving down to Miami? Pat Healy: I accepted a job offer. Ted: With who? Pat Healy: With… uh… Rice-a-Roni. Ted: Isn’t that the San Francisco treat? Pat Healy: It *was*. They’re changing their image. C'mom... sparkplugs...let's sweep these roller pigs.

I want a Marlins and Mets dog fight at the end of the season. Benches clearing...BA mad dogging the dugout...Jazz show boating...Aguilar bat flipping.

Remember that whole screen saver debacle...I'm still laughing...that was so weird.

.500 on a the first walk off of the year from Alf. Great game.

Still love BA. He'll figure it out

Jazz. It has to be Jazz.

Yaaaasssssss

Dude. I am so confused.

If he scores the tying run...I'm going to start giving stonk tips

Nah. Rojas is going to drag us back into this...

Beer, subreddits, and soul crushing anxiety.

Get out of my brain you monster.

He and Degrom should start a club

BLEH-er strikes again...

Well with the extra gravity...yea. Long toss is for noobs.

Jesus.

A double play that goes to a replay that we actually win for once...that would be the dream.