SongInTheAir

huge loss in name rankings, as "Dub Gleed" is elite, but hopefully Leo Jimenez turns into an Omar Vizquel or something to make up for not knowing how to hit

I'm just glad they left after the game and didn't occupy Roger Dean Chevrolet Stadium

bruh

go marlan!

lets go marlen

go marlen

Team Record: 9-153 Leaders in each category below (totals in parantheses) - Hits: Xavier Edwards (178) HR: Matt Mervis (21) RBI: Jonah Bride (74) Runs Scored: Xavier Edwards (89) Stolen Bases: Xavier Edwards (43) Wins: Sandy Alcantara (9) Losses: Cal Quantrill (13) Saves: Calvin Faucher (6)

Most Triple-A starting pitchers would last longer in most major league starts than Edward Cabrera. They might not have those occasional 7-inning brilliant outings that Cabrera throws once in a while, but they also probably won't have multiple starts in a row where they can't finish 3 innings.

"Edward Cabrera to start the season on the injured list. Marlins bullpen seen quietly rejoicing."

international

cool

Vesia for Floro was an atrocious trade the second it was announced. Vesia always had this upside, and Floro throws batting practice. (I know Floro has been getting decent results this year, but his underlying numbers still aren't anything special.)

@pollythewog actually own 2 Lewis’s Bronson signed balls go piss in a lake, Das!

@pollythewog actually own 2 Lewis’s Bronson signed balls go piss in a lake, Das!

@pollythewog actually own 2 Lewis’s Bronson signed balls go piss in a lake, Das!

@pollythewog actually own 2 Lewis’s Bronson signed balls go piss in a lake, Das!

Isan Diaz

Woo! Too bad he Suk.

Joey Wendle is so bad that the Braves signed him on Friday, lost a key player to injury over the weekend, and then still released Wendle on Monday. Braves be like

Jacob's middle name is Dingle.

Some analytics show that stealing is massively overvalued. The risk of making an out rarely outweighs the extra base (same concept as why sacrifice bunts are one of the stupidest plays in sports). But I think one thing that specific analysis doesn't take into account is the chaos that a base stealer can create. If a guy who steals a lot is on base, the batter will see more fastballs, the fielders will be at least slightly out of position and maybe moving in the wrong direction, the catcher won't be able to frame pitches. There's more than the success/failure rate of the stolen base attempt.

Jacob Stallings is one of the best players in baseball history.

Braxton isn't pitching until Sunday, weird that they activated him now instead of bringing up some shitbird reliever to have around for a few days that they could then DFA before Sunday's game for Braxton's spot.