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"if you throw six million darts, you will eventually hit the bullseye" -modern Twitter journalists

Always. Especially if you don't count the times he is wrong.

Dude wears a gallon jug, not a cup.

dude's got a fat dick, that's for sure

I wasn't. Look at that absolute HOG in his pants. That's where the 15 pounds went.

lol

Pablo Sandoval found them.

okay, 4-game series more than usual?

Biblically, perhaps 🤠

can't go back to where I've never been, you crust of shit and dirt stuck between my dog's paw love you

Nicholas James Vincent was born in Poway, California, on July 12, 1986. Vincent was drafted by the Padres in the 18th round of the 2008 Major League Baseball draft, and made his major league debut in 2012. He has played in Major League Baseball for the San Diego Padres, Seattle Mariners, San Francisco Giants, and Philadelphia Phillies.

Source: me, you simple bitches decent reliever, released by the Giants a few days ago. Not a big move, just depth, but that means the 60-player pool is full. SOURCE

We're all going to die.

The Marlins will probably have a DH by the time he's ready so I'm intrigued.

Jos-ace Ureña's gonna be pissed.

I truly believe we will draft a baseball player in this baseball draft. Check back here later to see if I got it right!

Every single principal owner of a baseball team could pay every single minor leaguer in the team's system for the next 10 years and still not even notice a difference in their overall wealth. Remember a lot of the owners are billionaires, and remember that the difference between a million and a billion is approximately one billion.

Just Ureña, then trade him to the Angels for Trout and Rendon. I know it's selling low on Ureña, but I think we could get Heath Bell back to take his place as Opening Day starter.

The NBA is a Mickey Mouse league anyway, so this would fit well.

Joe Burrow - CIN 1.1 Chase Young - WSH 1.2 Lions on the clock.

Doll's Fins are apparently trying to acquire the 3rd overall pick from Detroit, then trade 3 and 5 to Cincinnati for Joe Burrow. How do you all feel about that? I'll be watching, hoping that Tua falls to the Chargers.

Meanwhile, Loria forgoes celery indefinitely, pizza to get fully eaten

Looks dummy thicc

I'm hosting a Quarantine Trivia Night tomorrow (Wednesday) at 8:00 (Pacific Time). I stream questions/entertainment and teams respond to questions in various ways. I've tried my best to structure it as similarly as possible to the Wednesday night trivia I hosted in Atwater Village before...[gesticulating wildly] Let me know if you're interested in playing and I'll give you more info!