Michael

blame that heat are king of city Yes. We're losing cause of the Heat.

OK, well ... this line-up for the last 4 days has been turrible, absolutely turrible. #CharlesBarkley I have the ultimate slump-buster line-up and I GUARANTEE THIS WILL WORK! Are you ready? Here's the reveal. [No particular positions except 8th batter] Hayes Buck [YES, BOTH CATCHERS] Coghlan/Ruggiano/Kearns/Solano/Dobbs/Murphy platoon Pitcher Reyes Infante Stanton Zambrano in left Hanley

What's colder than ice cold? Liquid Nitrogen?

Need baserunners left on? We got em! Get your stranded baserunners at discount prices in bulk at Manic Mike's Stranded Runner's shop!

10 dollars to the person who correctly guesses the game in which our fortune changes in June, I'm so sick of losing in this month, it's like they plan it, at least the schedule makers. June 12th. mi cumpleano That's why I chose it. :wub: :liar

10 dollars to the person who correctly guesses the game in which our fortune changes in June, I'm so sick of losing in this month, it's like they plan it, at least the schedule makers. June 12th.

Yes, we are so bad we can hit in to a dp with two outs Good God ...

6-4-3 time We get 4 outs now?!

Yay, another runner to strand!

I just saw a Teletubbies video on youtube. My IQ dropped one point for each second that video lasted. I'm glad I was too old to have ever been influenced by whatever that was. Deeply disturbing. This was like 8-10 years ago, though, or something. Things are much, much worse now. Don't ever watch Jersey Shore. You'll attempt to give yourself an aneurysm just to save yourself from the show.

Hey look, here's LoMo with the bases empty. Time for a homer!

At least the green, purple, red and green moppets like us Teletubbies ... either way.

Let's score 3 runs!

Is Pudge our next manager or catcher? HITTING COACH PLEASE DEAR GOD!

Buck has also been making some crappy throws to second over the past month year and a half. Fixed that for you.

Infante boots it! That's our night folks, come back tomorrow for more buttf***ery.

Oh god, the world will see our tremendous suck tomorrow Well, we're, I think, 0-4 on big networks [ESPN and Fox] ... maybe we can end that curse at least! Multi-HR night for Giancarlo would be excellent. 3 homers.

Kearns workin' the at-bat.

Oh god, the world will see our tremendous suck tomorrow Well, we're, I think, 0-4 on big networks [ESPN and Fox] ... maybe we can end that curse at least!

Well, that's gonna be another stranded runner.

We leave guys on base, this is what happens. We could easily have 7 or 8 or 9 runs tonight, but no, we have 1.

I've really got nothing more to say ... this is just ... *sigh*

We're not only the baddest news of the bears ... ... We're becoming ... ... Bad News Tortoise.

wow, Kearns is really eating sh*t tonight. Is he still hurt? Even if he isn't, you're not gonna run hard on a hamstring that was just injured.

The Hopper ladies and gents. TROLL!