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Michael

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  1. Michael

    Marlins Park Renovation Updates

    If Jeter is so cheap, how does he give away all those gift baskets?
  2. Michael

    Machado signs with Padres

    Holy shit. Heyman has been god awful throughout this whole process. He literally stated NO NEW INFO from the tweet he quoted from Rosenthal. Combine this with the fact he's been "on top of" Harper news the last month by saying "Harper has not signed and there's still 37 teams in the hunt for him," he has been must-avoid Twitter.
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    Machado signs with Padres

    I ain't owe you shit, fam.
  4. Michael

    Machado signs with Padres

    Long term deals meaning the 10 year deals? Most of them have been signed when the player was north of 30 years old. Machado and Harper are 26 this season. They'll be fine.
  5. Michael

    Machado signs with Padres

    That's assuming pretty much none of their prospects pan out. Have to remember they have the best farm system in all of baseball by a decent margin. A few of their 10 in the top 100 are pitchers and potentially their 1-3 in the rotation for a few years, all with potentially ace-like ability. Padres ain't trading Manny unless something goes severely wrong.
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    How does the 2019 team look?

    Good guy Preston.
  7. Hall of Fame manager, Bochy.
  8. Michael

    Unveiling of new logos and uniforms

    The Sick Puppies have like three good songs.
  9. Michael

    Unveiling of new logos and uniforms

    I suppose this was the only logical next step after #FuckJeter.
  10. Michael

    How does the 2019 team look?

    And his comment was inaccurate anyways, four of the seasons here he was in games could have been considered "important" as late as the end of August. Pfft.
  11. Michael

    Reds Sign Derek Dietrich

    But he was non-tendered. Marlins decided very early to not offer him a contract after last season, indicating he wasn't part of the plans. Now I kind of think it didn't have anything to do with money, really. lol
  12. But what about our ace Urena?!?!?! Also - 18 walks from Sandy in just 29 innings in September kinda scares me a little.
  13. Michael

    Stottlemyre pleased with pitching staff

    So Marlins 2019 World Series? ... Of Poker? ....... Attendees?
  14. Michael

    Curtis Granderson signs

    BuT jEtEr Is RuInInG tHe TeAm!
  15. Michael

    Urena to start Opening Day

    Of course I'm being facetious, silly buns. Lopez and Smith, if I remember right, aren't going to be around at the start, so keeping Straily for now would be best. Can always trade him in July.
  16. Michael

    O'Brien to play RF, Marlins done shopping

    We had like three of them! Oh you said pitchers, and K rate, and not NL MVPs. Whoops.
  17. Michael

    Marlins sign Sergio Romo

    They'll get on Romo soon then I'm sure. "Sergio Romo retired because he wanted to keep his beard."
  18. Michael

    O'Brien to play RF, Marlins done shopping

    Um. OK then. Kinda doesn't make sense to me, why not just put him at first and Anderson in right, then?
  19. Michael

    What is everyone wearing for opening day?

    I mean not guaranteed, but hopefully!
  20. Michael

    Marlins sign Sergio Romo

    I think it's clean. It's definitely not all over the place. Perhaps Jeter said "we're trading you in July anyways so who gives a fuck?"
  21. Michael

    Urena to start Opening Day

    I think we should trade Romo, Granderson, and Walker right now too. Just get this year's "fire sale" out of the way.
  22. Michael

    Wei-Yin

    MLBPA: "You consistently pulled Chen in the 4th and 5th innings of games, causing him to not reach his threshold for a vesting option!" Marlins: "He pitched 120 innings and gave up 240 runs!" MLBPA: "That don't matta, you fuck my wife?!"
  23. Michael

    Marlins sign Sergio Romo

    Probably good for him to get 60 days of rehab in the International League. Wait a minute ...
  24. Michael

    What is everyone wearing for opening day?

    I'll be wearing clothes.
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