SilverBullet

I'm so nervous

"Marlins only made the playoffs because they gave the Phillies covid on purpose and because they had a runner on 2nd in the 10th inning."

It's digital now.

Surprised you aren't watching this game.

Marlins are gonna be the one team that wins their clincher using the 10th inning baserunner on 2nd rule so that all of baseball can laugh at us right? I mean that would be so Marlins wouldn't it?

Are you watching the same game as I am? This type of game makes me shit myself.

Anyone else watching these last few innings on the toilet?

Not trying to be funny but anyone else gonna be a bit of an emotional mess for a moment if we clinch?

Good point. Always make yours look bigger by putting it by something relatively small, like one of those mini bananas. Also, a tree looks taller when the grass is lower so make sure to mow the lawn. It's all about perspective.

Also Frisaro sometimes get ripped for writing lame articles but those are required articles of his job, you can tell because those articles appear for all 30 teams from all 30 writers on the same day. So it's more like a school assignment and they're all told "write this article and post it on this day."

Frisaro is just the daily beat reporter so he follows them daily and reports daily news and general thoughts. He's not much deeper than that though I'm not sure if he's supposed to be some kind of crazy insider. He's more like a narrator, gives you the general daily information. But he does know what's going on.

I was playing off Michael's joke that every team has 30/1 odds when the season starts.

If we get to the World Series its 2/1 odds right?

Lmao I remember that one, that shit was funny.

Frisaro has his faults but he's nothing like that, he does know the Marlins story and reports it accurately. And about MLB Network this question came up last week, I still don't get why they're so off on this. They're not the oblivious local news sports reporter. They deeply cover MLB 24/7, it's literally their job. They do know the stories and most of their broadcasters seem to enjoy discussing it when they do. Feels like a network decision to touch on it quickly and then carry on.