LordMagnus

They do need an expert.

War is bad and destructive. I don't want players who are plus or pro war.

The front office plans to sign players with a ten inch dong or longer. This what my advanced statistics place the most importance on.

Marlins are hiring Johnny Sins as the next manager.

Colonel Sanders

Trade him immediately

Teal Dong

You forgot the most important thing: They are cheap. Who cares how well they can pitch?

Xavier Edwards is considered a top seven "prospect" for the organization. Jesus.....

Miaimi Marlins should start a new website called NoFans

They aren't trying to win. That's why.

Close your eyes and swing as hard as you can.

Just be patient for another ten years.

Zero

His numbers translate well for a future Marlins player.