Undakai

Man, I know Larry Beinfest had a reputation for finding talent but man...drafting someone who wouldn't even be born for 2 more years is a hell of a play.

Now might be a time to seriously re-evaluate your life choices.

.500

Well that was an emotional rollercoaster. Woohoo!

That's some nightmare fuel, holy shit. And the longer I look at it the worse it gets

So was I supposed to read just that 3rd line in Kermit's voice, or the whole thing? Cause I just read the whole thing in Kermit's voice, and will from here on read everything from you in Kermit's voice. Accept it.

But seriously, we hire anyone yet?

This going to be this years unofficial official off season thread? Cause it sounds like an unofficial official off season thread.

Wait, is @MarlinsLou still posting somewhere? He hasn't logged here since 2022

Thank god I'm not the one being asked this question...

Lets gooo, opening day! I haven't been paying any attention all off season, but excited to see all the improvements that have been made to our team after making the post season last year! I'm sure we did everything we could to improve this team to top contention. WS here we come!

Look, Peter just needed someone to help straighten things out.

Always been in the odd situation where the Atlanta Braves are my second team. I grew up with Chipper and Andreu Jones, Smolts, Maddox, et all, and lived in Georgia after Florida. It was the second stadium I ever visited and team I got to watch live. Never had the hatred for them that a lot of other Marlins fans I know do (I've always reserved that for the Mets and slightly lesser so the Phillies). Not an Acuna fan though.

Lucky we made the post season, else we would for sure be in the "Same as it ever was" category.

What a dix.