pollythewog

Statcast broken?

Team ops is .550 and our announcers are saying the hitters are good 😆

Check out those 6-9 hitters m8

I expect a decent game from rogers but matz is gonna go 7ip with 11 ks 0er

DLC 2nd worst defender in mlb after Christopher morel so far

Who’s that hot lady

They’ll be eliminated from playoffs before April 20!

Didn’t jazz and his 600 ops work with Matt thus off season?

Game over 😇

velo better command is awful

Weathers velo pretty bad right now

Jazz 615 ops with 38% k rate

First pitch ground out. Very nice

No i will not imagine that

Did someone say Private spanking?

Yeah no shit. Obvious in mid march

Eh every team does this

You were so excited 😪😓

It’s so obvious and so pukeworthy coming off a playoff season. How can we root for this team? I’m having a hard time

Firesale was confirmed once they hired Bendix

https://theathletic.com/5389693/2024/04/03/miami-marlins-trade-deadline-roster/

💯

They just made the playoffs. They lost 2 key pieces of that team, Sandy and Soler, did absolutely zero to address either, only added a .550 ops SS and a bunch of rays cast offs that couldn’t make the team. They also converted one of their pretty solid albeit not great RPs into a SP (of course disaster). They also traded a consistent 2 WAR player (berti) 2 days before the season started and half the RPs haven’t pitched in years. This is Sherman/Daddy dix.