Das Texan

Those injuries happen, get taken out by that sniper you dont see and ya... it sucks.

The hits just keep on coming* *Unless the Marlins are on offense

Highlight of the fucking season baby!

Have you seen my Cardinals? At least we share one quality with the Marlins: Nobody voted the Marlins or Cardinals front office as best in MLB in that anonymous poll that was just released so there is that!

Jonah Bride will not hit .375 let alone .275 in MLB. dont worry.

there is way too much grooming happening in this day and age.

sounds pretty disgusting.

Meyer did so well he found himself a ticket to AAA baby!

Druggies

The pitching is worse than I had even imagined tbh. I only forsaw a major innings issue. I didnt see Puk being THIS bad. I didnt see the bullpen being so putrid. But I didnt see Weathers as legit being the ace of the staff at this point* *of guys who are still in the majors

an UNACCEPTABLE would have to be thrown in

This interview just makes it seem like Bendix was even more ill prepared to run a MLB franchise than originally thought.

Please baby Jesus, fucking spend some money DeWitt!