MiamiFan95

Just, um, don't work at a bank. BUT I LIKE TO LOOK AT PEOPLE'S MONEY! That's...sad. But, if you're working at a bank, you're good at Math. If you're good at Math, you're definitely not getting laid. If you know what I mean. I'm not looking to get laid. I got my taste of sex, I need to get my taste of business now. If you're good at math, you're definitely GETTING laid, because you know exactly how much time you've got before you gotta get that ho back home to her daddy, even though she's 19 and can be out til 3 anyways, but her daddy is an a-hole. So you gotta get her back at 10. It's 9:45. You live a mile and a half away. Etc etc I read that Albert Einstein was in a similar situation when he thought of E=MC^2

Just, um, don't work at a bank. BUT I LIKE TO LOOK AT PEOPLE'S MONEY! That's...sad. But, if you're working at a bank, you're good at Math. If you're good at Math, you're definitely not getting laid. If you know what I mean. You mean you'll sleep with him if he does your taxes?

Jj's definitely going somewhere. Hes the best pitcher available and we have eovaldi, turner, buehrle, nolasco, and sanabia You say that like those are proven quality pitchers there. This team needs an ace and i cant see them getting rid of him unless we get a top prospect or two in return. Exactly

Aw damn it

Bleh

Baker has a bad arm, don't he? Did you forget about his tenure as a Marlin already

Damn it damn it damn it

Nice AB Petey

Only one more out until we get to watch our amazing offense again

BLEEPIN

Don't allow them to disrespect you like this Bleepin

FSN stealing the rally dog

TIE GAME WOO

I wouldn't let this pitcher for the Padres babysit my kid

Reyes is a monster

I love Bark at the Park. Should have gone today. I was gonna take you! (oooooh) DAMN SHOTS FIRED

My dog isn't well behaved enough to take him to Bark at the Park

This works too

Reyes walks, doubt steal, Lee base hit.

Reyes about to hit a bomb

JJ isn't going anywhere

Only the Marlins can make Clayton Richard look like Clayton Kershaw

Holy sh*t throw some strikes

Son of a bitch

Oh wow