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  1. Marlino

    Players allowed to return to Jupiter

    One player wants to go to Uranus.
  2. Marlino

    Players allowed to return to Jupiter

    No. They are going back to Jupiter, or at least given permission to return.
  3. Marlino

    Opening Day Postponed

    My arms feel good , my legs feel good, let's play two!
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    Opening Day Postponed

    I've bought a ton of toilet paper. I have enough TP to wipe my ass until the end of all times. I plan to continue buying until I have enough TP to build a castle. Then I'll built a moat around it and sit in my TP castle and wipe away. Just saying.
  5. Marlino

    Opening Day Postponed

    How about the virus infected vs the negative tested. That way they are kept apart, and no going to the face while on the mound (I'm bored now expect more drivel).
  6. Marlino

    Opening Day Postponed

    Damn the bug!
  7. Marlino

    How Jazz, Harrison may provide culture change

    There is only white space between the lines.
  8. Marlino

    Quijada and Garcia DFA'd

    Garcia has been better than Conley.
  9. Marlino

    Austin Brice designated for assignment (Warning: Thread has nothing to do with Brice)

    Anybody who reasons and/or calculates using the value and/or benefit of losing has a loser mentality.
  10. Marlino

    Marlins get Dickerson, 2 years $17.5 million

    Let's not dicker about this.
  11. Marlino

    The Marlins can be a playoff team in 2020

    As Amy Whitehouse used to say, "no, no, no!"
  12. Marlino

    Marlins get Dickerson, 2 years $17.5 million

    I never thought I'd be saying this, but getting dick is a good thing.
  13. Marlino

    "We need to get better" - Mike Hill

    We need to win more
  14. Marlino

    Yasiel Puig?

    Career .278 avg. and .348 obp, about 25 hr per year. Good defensively. Contributions similar to Ozuna.
  15. Marlino

    "We need to get better" - Mike Hill

    Just now, deep pronouncement from front office, "we must not get worse"
  16. Marlino

    Chen designated for assignment

    Have to say, the hat looks good on me.
  17. Marlino

    Chen designated for assignment

    He took it in the Chen.
  18. Marlino

    Marlins believed to have interest in Castellanos

    Brinson, obviously!
  19. Marlino

    Harrison, Diaz and Chisholm to play in Puerto Rico Winter League

    I'm sure they'll be having a mofongo time.
  20. Marlino

    Marlins have 100/1 odds to win 2020 World Series

    Those odds aren't good. And to top it off I got these fucking flying termites on my screen.
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