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Aug 19, 2002
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Man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of
golf with my wife when, at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and, while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I remember lifting the cow's tail and yelling to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'
I don't remember much of anything after that."

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