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Lcyberlina

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15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR DAUGHTERS AND FRIENDS


1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years.Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
 

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13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
That really is a shame. Truely. I mean, I know it's meant as a joke, but it's unfortunate that that is true.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

true. But, women toy with guys too much. We don't know what the hell they're thinkin.
 

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i hate the fact that most girls want to cange their boyfriends, WHY THE PUCK !!!...some of us are fine just the way we are!
 

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5. Go for the younger man. You might as well - they never mature anyway
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

My favorites! :lol
 

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Woman were made by God to make men happy. if you are a good christian, I demand you pleasure me.

or become agnostic...
 

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Woman were made by God to make men happy. if you are a good christian, I demand you pleasure me.

or become agnostic...
Bite me! :p
 

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I think "Fran Fine" in the Nanny said it best:
"Women should be able to do everything than men do besides open the doors and pay for dinner."

Genisis 2:18-The LORD God said, "It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him."
 

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