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yenta

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"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl".
> The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?" "Yes, Father,
> it is." > "And who was the girl you were with?" >
> "I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."
> "Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you
> may as well tell me now.
> Was it Tina Minetti?"
> "I cannot say." >
> "Was it Teresa Volpe?"
> "I'll never tell." >
> "Was it Nina Capelli?"
> "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." >
> "Was it Cathy Piriano?"
> "My lips are sealed." >
> Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"
> "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
>
> The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny
> Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot
> be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
>
> Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and
> whispers, "What'd you get?
>
> "4 months vacation and five good leads!"
 

yankeefan21

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I see the names have been changed to protect the "innocent."

:angel
 

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