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Chinese Couple

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A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is not all that experienced
either.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under
the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in
next to her and tries to be reassuring.
My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time
and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you
anyting you want, I do anyting juss anyting you
want. Whatchou want?" he says,
trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will
impress her.
She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I ant try
someting I hear about... numbaa 69".

In a puzzled tone he queries..."You want...
chicken wiff broccowee?!"
 

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