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For Some . . . Baseball Season is Upon Us


Apr 1, 2005
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Two 90 year old men, Moe and Joe, have been friends all of their

When it's clear that Joe is dying, Moe visits
him every day. One day Moe says, "Joe, we both loved baseball all our
lives, and we played minor league ball together for so many years.
Please do me one favor, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let
me know if there's baseball there."

Joe looks up at Moe from his death bed," Moe,
you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible,
I'll do this favor for you.

Shortly afte r that, Joe passes on.

At midnight a couple of nights later, Moe is
awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a
voice calling out to him,"Moe--Moe."

"Who is it?" asks Moe sitting up suddenly. "Who
is it?"

"Moe--it's me, Joe."

"You're not Joe. Joe just died."

"I'm telling you, it's me, Joe," insists the

"Joe! Where are you?"

"In heaven", replies Joe. "I have some really
good news and a little bad news."

"Tell me the good news first," says Moe.

"The good news," Joe says," is that there's
baseball in heaven. Better yet, all of our old buddies who died
before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again.
Better still, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows.
And best of all, we can play baseball all we want, and we never get

"That's fantastic," says Moe. "It's beyond my
wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?"
"You're pitching Tuesday."

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