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The_Godfather

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A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife
goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a
ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will stop snoring.
"Yeah right!" she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins
snoring, as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering
to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties
it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring!
The woman is amazed!

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from
being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins
snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him.So,
she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it
around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman
sleeps soundly.The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into
the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a
blue ribbon attached to his testicles. He is very confused and as he walks back
into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon tied around his dog's testicles. He shakes
his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't know where we were . . or what
we did . . but, by God . . we took first and second place.
 

jimnies

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this gives me the best LOL of the week!!!! :lol
 

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