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The buzz at the brand-spanking new Solid Gold Palm Beach is that the ladies there are going to miss their Florida Marlins, now that spring training in Jupiter is over and the regular season started Monday.

And not just because they behaved like true gentlemen.

For at least two nights a week in March, bar staff tells Page Two, star pitcher Dontrelle Willis, described as the ringleader, second baseman Dan Uggla and others were known to swing by the Riviera Beach joint and shower the gals with dollar bills until 3 a.m.

"There'd be, like, $3,000 in singles on the table," said waitress Nicole Spelling. "When they liked someone, a bunch of them would just go up and throw dollar bills in the air by the handful. There'd be so much money on the stage that the girls had to get champagne buckets to pick it up. And (pitcher) Randy Messenger is, like, so hot."

Spelling, 24, of WPB, was on the receiving end of the boys-of-summer's generosity at the new temple of tease, opened recently by former Miami Dolphins first-round draft choice John Bosa. One night last week, the single mom kept hearing from her 2-year-old son's baby sitter that the little tyke was running a 102-degree fever and vomiting.

"I was going crazy because I couldn't leave. There weren't enough waitresses and, frankly, I needed the money just to pay my bills," she said. "Next thing I know, Dontrelle hands me $1,000 from them all and tells me to go home to my kid. They got permission from management for me.

"I started bawling like a baby."

Now enjoying his wild nights with a bottle of Perrier after a December DUI arrest in Miami Beach, Willis didn't pick up the phone in his hotel room Tuesday in D.C., where the Marlins were playing the Washington Nationals.

Said Willis' agent, Matt Sosnick: "It's not newsworthy that baseball players are going to a strip bar during spring training."
 

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that article doesn't even sound real
 

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i dont get how messenger is "hot"
 

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Can we get some attribution on this one? Does "Page 2" mean ESPN's Page 2?
 

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This is such a stupid article.

I have no clue why the Post even bothered
 

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Do they have nothing else to write about? :lol

What about the fact that this team's starting rotation is in competition for titles for everything from ERA to RBIs?

That would be a much better story no?
 

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Lets take guesses at Nicole Spelling's stage name?

I say Candy or Storm. And of course its her first week on the job...
 

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Lets take guesses at Nicole Spelling's stage name?

I say Candy or Storm. And of course its her first week on the job...

:notworthy That is great!
 

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Relax guys, it's a cool puff piece. Smile and move on. I'd be right next to you if the Marlins were truly getting slighted, but that is just not the case in this instance.
 

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i dont get how messenger is "hot"

They probably couldn't see his face cuz his hat was pulled so far down.
 

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You really want a laugh? Go to the article's Palm Beach Post link and click on "click 2 listen". Nothing better than a robotic voice talking about the Marlins making it rain.
 

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You really want a laugh? Go to the article's Palm Beach Post link and click on "click 2 listen". Nothing better than a robotic voice talking about the Marlins making it rain.


Awesome! :lol
 

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