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Never Put a Woman To The Test


Feb 2, 2003
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the
background checks, interviews and testing were done, there
were 3 finalists...2 men and a woman

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a
large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you
will follow your instructions, no matter what the
circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife
sitting in a chair. Kill her!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this
job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the
gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five
minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I
tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it take s. Take your
wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went
into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another, eight
in a row. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the
walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened
slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her
brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to
beat him to death with the chair."

Moral: Never put a woman to the test!

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