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Reese McGuire Arrested for Exposing Genitals

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There has to be more to this story, maybe he had some itch or something, like seriously there has to be an explanation.
 

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He was jacking it to porn, man.

Can't wait for the Blue Jays to release him just so I can say "he already released."
 

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Was he just sitting in the car or did he like call someone over and say hey look at this?
 

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"Blue Jays catcher Reese McGuire was apparently arrested for 'masturbating in his Mercedes SUV while watching porn in a busy Florida Dollar Tree parking lot' in broad daylight "
 

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Ok but how were they able to catch him? From the time it takes to call the police and for the police to actually arrive must have been a good 4-5 minutes right? I'm just saying I'd have been done long before that and would have already bailed.
 

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