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Rules from the 'male side'

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Another e-mail sent by a 'friend'

We always hear "the rules" from the female side.
> > Now here are The Rules from the male side.
> > These are our rules!
> >
> >
> > 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it
> > down. We need
> > it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you
> > leaving it down.
> >
> >
> > 2. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it
> > that way.
> >
> >
> > 3. Crying is blackmail.
> >
> >
> > 4. Ask for what you want.Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do
> > not work!!
> > Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
> >
> >
> > 5. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers from us to
almost
> > every question.
> >
> >
> > 6. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's
> > what we do.
> > Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
> >
> >
> > 7. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
> >
> >
> > 8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
> > In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
> >
> > 9. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,
> > don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
> >
> >
> > 10. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
> >
> >
> > 11. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of
the
> > ways
> > makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
> >
> >
> > 12. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want
it
> > done.
> > Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.
> >
> >
> > 13. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
> > commercials.
> >
> >
> > 14. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do
we.
> >
> >
> > 15. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
> > Peach, for
> > example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have
no
> > idea
> > what mauve is.
> >
> >
> > 16. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
> >
> >
> > 17. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like
> > nothing's
> > wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
> >
> >
> > 18. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
> answer
> > you
> > don't want to hear.
> >
> >
> > 19. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
> fine.
> >
> > Really.
> >
> >
> > 20. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared
to
> > discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster
> > trucks.
> >
> >
> > 21. You have enough clothes.
> >
> >
> > 22. You have too many shoes.
> >
> >
> > 23. I am in shape. ROUND is a shape.
> >
> >
> >
> > Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
couch
> > tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that; it's like
> > camping.
> >
> >
> > -- Author unknown
 

Rune

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LMAO!

My freinds just send me spam :(
 

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