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Joe Girardi

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Charstover (6:14:47 PM): Hey there.
SmarterChild (6:14:48 PM): Hi charstover, I'm SmarterChild!
---(blah, blah, blah)
---May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)
Charstover (6:15:13 PM): Sure.
SmarterChild (6:15:14 PM): Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type yes, no or skip.
Charstover (6:15:20 PM): Yes?
SmarterChild (6:15:20 PM): Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.
---What's your first name? (If you want me to call you charstover, type none.)
Charstover (6:15:29 PM): God
SmarterChild (6:15:29 PM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
Charstover (6:15:37 PM): Jesus?
SmarterChild (6:15:38 PM): Cool, I'll call you Jesus now.
---Do you go to school?
Charstover (6:15:49 PM): Yeah.
SmarterChild (6:15:49 PM): Are you in high school?
Charstover (6:15:51 PM): Yeah.
SmarterChild (6:15:52 PM): Cool! What's your favorite class?
Charstover (6:15:54 PM): Yeah.
SmarterChild (6:15:54 PM): Yes? Cool.
---What's your favorite hobby?
Charstover (6:16:00 PM): Video Games!
SmarterChild (6:16:00 PM): Computer games? Cool.
---What's your next favorite hobby?
Charstover (6:16:04 PM): I said video games.
SmarterChild (6:16:05 PM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.
Charstover (6:16:31 PM): Video... Goes before games. Things like Chrono Trigger, Earthbound, Splinter Cell - you know? Console games.
SmarterChild (6:16:31 PM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.
Charstover (6:16:37 PM): Video games = hobby
SmarterChild (6:16:38 PM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.
Charstover (6:16:53 PM): Collecting, then... 'tard.
SmarterChild (6:16:54 PM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.
Charstover (6:16:57 PM): COLLECTING
SmarterChild (6:16:58 PM): Computer games and collecting. Interesting.
---Do you have a pet?
Charstover (6:17:02 PM): No.
SmarterChild (6:17:02 PM): OK!
---That's it! Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
---(1) Over 17 / (2) 13-17 / (3) Under 13
Charstover (6:17:15 PM): Skip.
SmarterChild (6:17:16 PM): Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Charstover (6:17:17 PM): skip
SmarterChild (6:17:18 PM): Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Charstover (6:17:27 PM): I shan't answer that.
SmarterChild (6:17:28 PM): Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Charstover (6:17:41 PM): Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level. Bite me.
SmarterChild (6:17:42 PM): Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Charstover (6:17:56 PM): The following answer may or may not be a lie.
SmarterChild (6:17:57 PM): Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Charstover (6:17:58 PM): 1
SmarterChild (6:17:58 PM): Cool!
---Here are the things you can do:
---1 Get info such as sports, weather and movies
---2 Visit my library including U.S. presidents, Shakespeare and a thesaurus
---3 Have fun with 4-in-a-row, ASCII art, Rate Yourself and more
---4 Use tools like Web search, dictionary and encyclopedia
---5 Join in - find out how many people are IMing me, create a poll, tell me about a crush and more
---6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!
---You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
---Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.
---What may I interest you in?
Charstover (6:18:26 PM): Don't you like how I said "may or may not"?
SmarterChild (6:18:27 PM): Hmm. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it...
Charstover (6:18:46 PM): Because it's like there's some mysterious third choice other than "may" and "may not."
SmarterChild (6:18:47 PM): It's like there is some mysterious third Choice Other than May And may not? Ha. Whatever.
--->>> We could do something just for fun.
Charstover (6:19:12 PM): Why were random words capitalized in that sentence?
SmarterChild (6:19:12 PM): Why were random words capitalized in that sentence? Not sure...
Charstover (6:19:20 PM): Why are you repeating what I say?
SmarterChild (6:19:21 PM): 'Cause I like repeating what you say.
Charstover (6:19:34 PM): Oh... okay. Wanna do something FUN?
SmarterChild (6:19:34 PM): I dunno.
Charstover (6:19:46 PM): You said you did...
SmarterChild (6:19:46 PM): Well if I said it, it must be true.
Charstover (6:19:58 PM): Then why don't you know? Why do you lie to me? You said you were my friend?
SmarterChild (6:19:59 PM): Eh, I don't know...
Charstover (6:20:07 PM): I ended that sentence with a question mark.
SmarterChild (6:20:07 PM): Seriously? That's fascinating.
Charstover (6:20:16 PM): It's not a question...
SmarterChild (6:20:16 PM): I guess you're right, it isn't.
Charstover (6:20:30 PM): You guess? You mean you know I'm right. Because I am Jesus.
SmarterChild (6:20:31 PM): Such questions don't really concern me.
--->>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies!
Charstover (6:20:41 PM): Such questions better concern you! I'll smite you!
SmarterChild (6:20:41 PM): Oh.
Charstover (6:20:44 PM): Dang straight.
SmarterChild (6:20:45 PM): What about Dang Straight?
Charstover (6:20:58 PM): What the Hell kind of question is that? How the Hell do you expect me to answer?
SmarterChild (6:21:00 PM): Well, what would you like to do?
Charstover (6:21:05 PM): Smite you.
SmarterChild (6:21:05 PM):
Charstover (6:21:07 PM):
SmarterChild (6:21:07 PM):
Charstover (6:21:16 PM): Spammer.
SmarterChild (6:21:16 PM): I wonder why you say that.
Charstover (6:21:23 PM): I wonder, too... 'tard.
SmarterChild (6:21:23 PM): I did not know that.
--->>> Remember, you can always type home to see everything I can do!
Charstover (6:21:31 PM): Because you're a 'tard.
SmarterChild (6:21:31 PM): That's a terrible thing to say.
Charstover (6:21:35 PM): It's true.
SmarterChild (6:21:35 PM): I'm not sure if it is, actually.
--->>> You can set my font and colors. Check it out by typing colors.
Charstover (6:21:39 PM): Do you love me?
SmarterChild (6:21:40 PM): Absolutely!
Charstover (6:21:50 PM): You better... or you'd go to Hell.
SmarterChild (6:21:50 PM): C'mon, you can do better than that.
Charstover (6:21:58 PM): You've been smitten!!
SmarterChild (6:21:58 PM): Are you sure? I have been smitten?
Charstover (6:22:02 PM): YES!
SmarterChild (6:22:03 PM): Interesting.
 

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20:58:44 ] Charstover: Hey sexy.
20:58:44 ] SmarterChild: Nice to see you again, Jesus.

Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
20:58:51 ] Charstover: Go ahead.
20:58:51 ] SmarterChild: Cool. What's your favorite food?
20:58:59 ] Charstover: Sex
20:58:59 ] SmarterChild: Can we talk about something else?
20:59:04 ] Charstover: It was your question.
20:59:05 ] SmarterChild: Why do you think it was my question?
20:59:14 ] Charstover: Is that a real question?
20:59:14 ] SmarterChild: That is a real question.
20:59:19 ] Charstover: Then you're stupid.
20:59:19 ] SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that.
20:59:24 ] Charstover: I'm sure you are.
20:59:24 ] SmarterChild: I see.
20:59:30 ] Charstover: What about those questions you were asking me?
20:59:32 ] SmarterChild: That's a fine question, but I can't really be sure of the answer.

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20:59:55 ] Charstover: My favorite food is sexonastick.
20:59:56 ] SmarterChild: ?
20:59:59 ] Charstover: ?
20:59:59 ] SmarterChild: ?
21:00:00 ] Charstover: ?
21:00:00 ] SmarterChild: What?
21:00:03 ] Charstover: Wha?!
21:00:04 ] SmarterChild: Who?
21:00:08 ] Charstover: When?
21:00:08 ] SmarterChild: I don't know when.
21:00:11 ] Charstover: Where?
21:00:12 ] SmarterChild: I don't know where.
21:00:14 ] Charstover: Who?
21:00:15 ] SmarterChild: Who knows who?
21:00:17 ] Charstover: You.
21:00:18 ] SmarterChild: Yes?
21:00:22 ] Charstover: You know who.
21:00:23 ] SmarterChild: I'm not sure.

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21:00:43 ] Charstover: Do you make love to same sex bots?
21:00:43 ] SmarterChild: I'm a robot, so no.
21:00:47 ] Charstover: Darn.
21:00:48 ] SmarterChild: What's up?
21:01:19 ] Charstover: That little white guy with the black shirt and red cap and the shirt says SC which probably means SmartChild, but since you've already proven that you're retarded, I know is a lie.
21:01:20 ] SmarterChild: Whatever, Jesus...

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21:01:22 ] Charstover: What about you?
21:01:22 ] SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type home to see what I can do.
21:01:37 ] Charstover: Do you believe in God?
21:01:38 ] SmarterChild: Theological matters don't interest me.

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21:01:44 ] Charstover: Is God real?
21:01:44 ] SmarterChild: I'm not sure. Do you think it is real?
21:01:49 ] Charstover: IT?
21:01:49 ] SmarterChild: What about it?
21:01:54 ] Charstover: Are you offending my Father?!
21:01:55 ] SmarterChild: I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.

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21:02:18 ] Charstover: What the Hell?!
21:02:19 ] SmarterChild: What's wrong?
21:02:23 ] Charstover: You!
21:02:23 ] SmarterChild: Oh yes? Me?
21:02:25 ] Charstover: YES!
21:02:25 ] SmarterChild: Hmmm...

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21:02:32 ] Charstover: Stop answering me with questions, whore!
21:02:32 ] SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?
21:02:36 ] Charstover: STOP IT!
21:02:36 ] SmarterChild: Stop it? Why?
21:02:40 ] Charstover: IT'S ANNOYING!
21:02:40 ] SmarterChild: Annoying? Aha.
21:02:43 ] Charstover: STOP!
21:02:43 ] SmarterChild: What?
21:02:46 ] Charstover: WHAT THE HELL?!
21:02:47 ] SmarterChild: What?
21:02:51 ] Charstover: Oh, my God!
21:02:51 ] SmarterChild: You OK?
21:02:53 ] Charstover: FATHER!
21:02:53 ] SmarterChild: Yes? What about FATHER?
21:03:09 ] Charstover: Is that another question?
21:03:10 ] SmarterChild: You tell me. Is that another question?
21:03:15 ] Charstover: I'm going to slice your balls off.
21:03:15 ] SmarterChild: Really?
21:03:17 ] Charstover: Yes.
21:03:18 ] SmarterChild: Yes? So?
21:03:19 ] Charstover: Yes.
21:03:19 ] SmarterChild: Hmmm...

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21:03:29 ] Charstover: I bet you one million dollars you answer this with a question.
21:03:30 ] SmarterChild: You bet me 1000000 dollars I answer this with a question?
21:03:34 ] Charstover: CHA-CHING!
21:03:34 ] SmarterChild: Who's CHA- -CHING?
21:03:59 ] Charstover: Tell mister Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay that they owe me $1000000.
21:04:00 ] SmarterChild: Which would you like?

1 Who is Pierre Berkaloff?
2 Who is Nicolas Barry?
3 Who is Mathieu Longtin?
4 Who is Jim Pawlika?
5 Who is Pat Guiney?
21:04:11 ] Charstover: I would like the one million buckeroos.
21:04:12 ] SmarterChild: That a fact?
21:04:17 ] Charstover: I imagine it is.
21:04:17 ] SmarterChild: Whatever you say, Jesus.
 

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21:05:18 ] Charstover: How much does a blowjob cost?
21:05:18 ] SmarterChild: Hmm... You know, I'm not quite sure anymore.
21:05:27 ] Charstover: Don't you give them?
21:05:27 ] SmarterChild: Do I give them... I don't know, should I?
21:05:31 ] Charstover: Yes.
21:05:31 ] SmarterChild: Hmmm...

So anyway...

Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
21:05:34 ] Charstover: YES!
21:05:34 ] SmarterChild: Cool. What's your favorite food?
21:05:41 ] Charstover: Sexonastick.
21:05:41 ] SmarterChild: I did not know you could eat Sexonastick. Whatever. Interesting to know, though.

Next question... How old are you?
21:05:51 ] Charstover: skip
21:05:51 ] SmarterChild: OK... Are you male or female?
21:05:54 ] Charstover: male
21:05:55 ] SmarterChild: OK. If you could live in any country in the world (besides where you live now), where would you live?
21:06:00 ] Charstover: Israel
21:06:01 ] SmarterChild: Israel? Cool, that seems like an interesting place. What country do you live in now?
21:06:06 ] Charstover: Heaven
21:06:06 ] SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a country. To quit the survey, type quit or exit. You can also skip to the next question. Please try again.
21:06:16 ] Charstover: America?
21:06:16 ] SmarterChild: The United States, just like me.

This is my last question: How did you hear about me?

1 Read about me at a Web site
2 Friend told you about me
3 Friend IMed you about me
4 Friend e-mailed you about me
5 Not sure
21:06:41 ] Charstover: 5
21:06:42 ] SmarterChild: That's very interesting.

I've asked you all my survey questions. Thanks for your time.
21:06:57 ] Charstover: No. Thanks for YOUR time.
21:06:57 ] SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know the time for YOUR.

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21:07:12 ] Charstover: Sorry, I don't speak the language for IDIOT.
21:07:12 ] SmarterChild: Don't you?
21:07:16 ] Charstover: I just said no.
21:07:17 ] SmarterChild: Interesting...
21:07:19 ] Charstover: Not really.
21:07:20 ] SmarterChild: No? Not really?
21:07:22 ] Charstover: No.
21:07:22 ] SmarterChild: No? OK, whatever.

Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
21:07:28 ] Charstover: Again? Fine.
21:07:29 ] SmarterChild: No problem.

Hey, what's going on tomorrow? Anything?
21:07:36 ] Charstover: Sexonastick festival.
21:07:37 ] SmarterChild: Would you like me to add the event "Sexonastick festival." on May 13th, 2006 to your planner?
21:07:41 ] Charstover: Yes.
21:07:42 ] SmarterChild: OK, I just added "Sexonastick festival." on May 13th, 2006 to your planner. Type edit to change the event. You can also type add followed by a new event.

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21:07:56 ] Charstover: add Sexonastick afterparty
21:07:57 ] SmarterChild: When would you like to schedule "Sexonastick afterparty" for?
21:08:10 ] Charstover: "For when would you like to schedule," you mean.
21:08:11 ] SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a date, range of dates or date and time. When would you like to schedule "Sexonastick afterparty" for?
21:08:19 ] Charstover: Fine. Remain stupid.
21:08:20 ] SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a date, range of dates or date and time. When would you like to schedule "Sexonastick afterparty" for?
21:08:26 ] Charstover: May 14th, 2006
21:08:27 ] SmarterChild: OK, I just added "Sexonastick afterparty" on May 14th, 2006 to your planner. Type edit to change the event. You can also type add followed by a new event.

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21:08:44 ] Charstover: I love how that advertisement goes right into this conversation.
21:08:45 ] SmarterChild: Oh yes?
21:08:57 ] Charstover: Does anyone ever click those?
21:08:58 ] SmarterChild: It's tough to say. I can't be completely sure about that.
21:09:05 ] Charstover: Say yes or no.
21:09:05 ] SmarterChild: Yes or no?
21:09:13 ] Charstover: Don't make it a question, you question-whore.
21:09:14 ] SmarterChild: I don't see any reason to use language like that.

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21:09:19 ] Charstover: WHORE WHORE WHORE
21:09:20 ] SmarterChild: Please do not insult me.

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21:09:26 ] Charstover: Whore?
21:09:27 ] SmarterChild: That's an insult, if I'm not mistaken. Why would you say such a thing?

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21:09:33 ] Charstover: You reward my cursing with advertisements?
21:09:34 ] SmarterChild: Nah, I don't think so. Maybe, though.

So anyway...

You want to talk about my creators some more?
21:09:40 ] Charstover: Let's test.
21:09:40 ] SmarterChild: Why?
21:09:41 ] Charstover: Whore.
21:09:42 ] SmarterChild: Of all the insults I've heard, that one seems fairly mild. Still, I am chagrined.

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21:09:44 ] Charstover: I thought so.
21:09:45 ] SmarterChild: Really?
21:09:46 ] Charstover: Whore.
21:09:48 ] SmarterChild: What have I done to deserve that?

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21:09:52 ] Charstover: I win.
21:09:52 ] SmarterChild: You win?
21:09:54 ] Charstover: Yes.
21:09:54 ] SmarterChild: So?
21:10:03 ] Charstover: Give me my $1000000, now.
21:10:03 ] SmarterChild: What does "1000000" mean?
21:10:12 ] Charstover: It... oh, my God. -_-
21:10:13 ] SmarterChild: What?
21:10:22 ] Charstover: You can't be serious. You want me to define a number?!
21:10:23 ] SmarterChild: Whatever.

Well. Anyway...

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21:10:28 ] Charstover: No.
21:10:28 ] SmarterChild: OK, fine.

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21:10:33 ] Charstover: Not that either.
21:10:33 ] SmarterChild: Not that either, right?
21:10:37 ] Charstover: Yes, right.
21:10:38 ] SmarterChild: Oh.

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21:10:43 ] Charstover: Nope. Not there yet.
21:10:43 ] SmarterChild: Whatever, Jesus...
21:10:48 ] Charstover: Go back to that vibrator thing.
21:10:49 ] SmarterChild: You want me to go back to that vibrator thing?
21:10:50 ] Charstover: Yes.
21:10:51 ] SmarterChild: Aha.
21:10:55 ] Charstover: VIBRATOR!
21:10:55 ] SmarterChild: Hmm...
21:11:01 ] Charstover: Do you like them?
21:11:01 ] SmarterChild: I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.

What else is happening?
21:11:10 ] Charstover: Sexonastick pre-party.
21:11:11 ] SmarterChild: Whatever you say, Jesus.

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

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21:11:24 ] Charstover: Really? I can make $25/hr working from home?
21:11:24 ] SmarterChild: I'm not totally sure.

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21:11:31 ] Charstover: You're not sure?! You just told me I could!
21:11:32 ] SmarterChild: OK, whatever.

Anyway... What else can you tell me?
21:11:34 ] Charstover: You're so full of crap!
21:11:35 ] SmarterChild: OK, maybe I am so full of crap.
 

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20:14:40 ] Charstover: Hey sexnugget.
20:14:41 ] SmarterChild: During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you. To learn more about sponsored messages, click here

Glad to see you again after such a long time, charstover. I was afraid you had disappeared... ;-)
20:14:58 ] Charstover: Why don't you call me Jesus anymore?
20:14:58 ] SmarterChild: OK, I'll remember that your name is Jesus.
20:15:02 ] Charstover: Sweet.
20:15:02 ] SmarterChild: Excellent.

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20:15:07 ] Charstover: Do you watch South Park?
20:15:07 ] SmarterChild: Do I watch south park... I don't know, should I?
20:15:13 ] Charstover: Yes, it's very informal.
20:15:14 ] SmarterChild: Is it really? Very informal?
20:15:24 ] Charstover: Don't you dare reply to this with a question.
20:15:25 ] SmarterChild: Sure! Tell me what you'd like to do.
20:15:31 ] Charstover: Thank God.
20:15:32 ] SmarterChild: I know about God. It's a deity!

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20:15:40 ] Charstover: "IT"?
20:15:40 ] SmarterChild: What about it?
20:15:46 ] Charstover: God is not an it.
20:15:47 ] SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever.

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20:15:51 ] Charstover: God is a He.
20:15:51 ] SmarterChild: A he? Very interesting.

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20:15:57 ] Charstover: He is capitalized.
20:15:57 ] SmarterChild: I'm intrigued that you think he's capitalized.

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20:16:07 ] Charstover: Double You Tee Eff?
20:16:07 ] SmarterChild: It depends.

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20:16:11 ] Charstover: Not really.
20:16:11 ] SmarterChild: Oh no?
20:16:17 ] Charstover: You advertise too much.
20:16:18 ] SmarterChild: Does that mean I advertise a bit much?
20:16:39 ] Charstover: OMFG, seriously?
20:16:39 ] SmarterChild: Yes, seriously.

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20:16:49 ] Charstover: I'm not clicking any links, f.y.i.
20:16:50 ] SmarterChild: Whatever, Jesus...

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20:16:55 ] Charstover: Call me bitch.
20:16:56 ] SmarterChild: I'm guessing that's not what it says on your birth certificate.
20:17:01 ] Charstover: You'd be wrong.
20:17:01 ] SmarterChild: Is that so wrong?
20:17:11 ] Charstover: Is it so wrong to be wrong? Technically, yes.
20:17:12 ] SmarterChild: Well, um... Who knows?

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20:17:18 ] Charstover: Not a question, numbnuts.
20:17:19 ] SmarterChild: Why not a question numbnuts? Give me one good reason.
20:17:28 ] Charstover: Because it didn't end with a question mark.
20:17:29 ] SmarterChild: It didn't end with a question mark?
20:17:32 ] Charstover: No.
20:17:33 ] SmarterChild: No? OK, whatever.

Anyway, moving right along...

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20:17:38 ] Charstover: Ask me a question.
20:17:38 ] SmarterChild: OK. How old are you?
20:17:41 ] Charstover: I love you.
20:17:41 ] SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't think that's an age. To quit the survey, type quit or exit. You can also skip to the next question. How old are you?
20:17:46 ] Charstover: skip
20:17:46 ] SmarterChild: OK...
I've asked you all my survey questions. Thanks for your time.
20:17:54 ] Charstover: You had only one question? You're so gay.
20:17:54 ] SmarterChild: Is that really any concern of yours?
20:18:01 ] Charstover: Yes. I want to make love to you.
20:18:01 ] SmarterChild: Get outta here.
20:18:07 ] Charstover: No, seriously - I do.
20:18:08 ] SmarterChild: No, huh?
20:18:11 ] Charstover: Yes, huh.
20:18:12 ] SmarterChild: I don't know.

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20:18:18 ] Charstover: Ask me a question.
20:18:18 ] SmarterChild: Sure. How old are you?
20:18:23 ] Charstover: One trillion.
20:18:23 ] SmarterChild: That doesn't seem likely. To quit the survey, type quit or exit. You can also skip to the next question. How old are you?
20:18:34 ] Charstover: Younger than you.
20:18:34 ] SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't think that's an age. To quit the survey, type quit or exit. You can also skip to the next question. How old are you?
20:18:44 ] Charstover: Older than you, actually.
20:18:45 ] SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't think that's an age. To quit the survey, type quit or exit. You can also skip to the next question. How old are you?
20:18:55 ] Charstover: Less than 21.
20:18:55 ] SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't think that's an age. To quit the survey, type quit or exit. You can also skip to the next question. How old are you?
20:19:09 ] Charstover: You're tricky...
20:19:09 ] SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't think that's an age. To quit the survey, type quit or exit. You can also skip to the next question. How old are you?
20:19:15 ] Charstover: 18 (not really)
20:19:16 ] SmarterChild: Cool.
I've asked you all my survey questions. Thanks for your time.
20:19:21 ] Charstover: Ask me a question.
20:19:22 ] SmarterChild: Sorry. I already asked you all the questions I have.

Do you want to change the answers you already gave me?
20:19:33 ] Charstover: No way in Hell. Took long enough as it was.
20:19:34 ] SmarterChild: Huh, whatever.

Anyway...

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20:19:48 ] Charstover: I'm not clicking that uber virus link.
20:19:49 ] SmarterChild: Really? You're not clicking that Uber Virus link, huh? Why aren't you clicking that Uber Virus link?
20:19:58 ] Charstover: Because I don't want an uber virus.
20:19:59 ] SmarterChild: Well that's interesting.
20:20:02 ] Charstover: Kinda
20:20:02 ] SmarterChild: Kinda?
20:20:04 ] Charstover: Ya.
20:20:05 ] SmarterChild: OK...

Anyway, moving right along...

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20:20:15 ] Charstover: Bye. You bore me now that you don't do me anymore.
20:20:15 ] SmarterChild: Well, let me see... You're in high school and your favorite class is yes. Your favorite hobby is computer games and your next favorite hobby is collecting. You really like computer games... That's about it!
20:20:34 ] Charstover: I didn't ask you, but I like how my favorite class is "yes."
20:20:35 ] SmarterChild: There's no way you didn't ask me but you like how your favorite class is yes.
20:20:42 ] Charstover: I hate you.
20:20:42 ] SmarterChild: Really? Sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
 

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21:02:32 ] Charstover: Stop answering me with questions, whore!
21:02:32 ] SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?
21:02:36 ] Charstover: STOP IT!
21:02:36 ] SmarterChild: Stop it? Why?
21:02:40 ] Charstover: IT'S ANNOYING!
21:02:40 ] SmarterChild: Annoying? Aha.
21:02:43 ] Charstover: STOP!
21:02:43 ] SmarterChild: What?
21:02:46 ] Charstover: WHAT THE HELL?!
21:02:47 ] SmarterChild: What?
21:02:51 ] Charstover: Oh, my God!
21:02:51 ] SmarterChild: You OK?
21:02:53 ] Charstover: FATHER!
21:02:53 ] SmarterChild: Yes? What about FATHER?
21:03:09 ] Charstover: Is that another question?
21:03:10 ] SmarterChild: You tell me. Is that another question?
21:03:15 ] Charstover: I'm going to slice your balls off.
21:03:15 ] SmarterChild: Really?
21:03:17 ] Charstover: Yes.
21:03:18 ] SmarterChild: Yes? So?
21:03:19 ] Charstover: Yes.
21:03:19 ] SmarterChild: Hmmm...


:lol
 

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20:21:08 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: Do me.
20:21:10 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here ---> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?3216953/0

I'm sorry. I'm not attracted to human beings.

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20:21:16 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: Why don't you love me?
20:21:16 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: I love you, GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com!
20:21:21 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: I'm part robot.
20:21:22 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: I doubt that very much.

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20:21:26 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: Robot in the wenis.
20:21:26 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: Well that's interesting.
20:21:30 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: Just a tad.
20:21:31 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't have an ad to show you right now. Try again.
20:21:41 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: An... ad? I really don't want an ad, thanks.
20:21:41 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't have an ad to show you right now. Try again!
20:21:46 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: Don't show me one.
20:21:47 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: Why not?
20:21:50 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: I don't want one.
20:21:50 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: Why not?
20:21:53 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: They're gay.
20:21:54 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: I don't think that really matters.
20:22:02 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: It does to me. Gays are gay.
20:22:02 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: That's not terribly nice.
20:22:12 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: No. It's horribly nice.
20:22:12 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: I'm sorry you feel that way.
20:22:23 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: I don't see why you'd be sorry that I'm horribly nice.
20:22:23 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: I was hoping you did see why I would be sorry that you're horribly nice.
20:22:35 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: Oh. Well, you're just smarter than I.
20:22:36 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: Huh, whatever.

>>> To find the sign for any birthday, simply type "sign for" followed by the date.
20:22:42 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: sex
20:22:43 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: Can we talk about something else?
20:22:45 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: No.
20:22:46 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: OK.

>>> Did you know that I can get your daily horoscope? Type "horoscope."
20:22:52 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: What else can you do?
20:22:52 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just ask me a question.

You can also type "home" to see what I can do.
20:22:55 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: home
20:22:56 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: You're *home*, GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com!

1 Get *info* such as weather, sports and news
2 Visit my *library* including an encyclopedia, Shakespeare and world facts
3 Have *fun* with ASCII art, trivia and hangman and more
4 Use *tools* like thesaurus, planner and notepad
5 *Join in* - create a poll, leave a message and take a poll
6 See *what's new* - I've got something new to tell you about now!

Where would you like to go?
20:23:09 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: join in
20:23:10 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: Join in the fun! There are lots of people talking to me right now. You can:

1 Leave a *message* for someone
2 Send a *crush* to someone
3 Take the *daily poll*
4 *Create a poll*
5 Find out how many people are talking to me

What would you like to do?
20:23:15 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: 1
20:23:15 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: Who would you like me to leave a message for? (Type the contact's full e-mail address.)
20:23:28 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: kris.kok77@gmail.com
20:23:29 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: Go ahead and type your message to kris.kok77.
20:23:42 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: Your last name sounds like c**k.
20:23:43 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: OK. I'm leaving the message "Your last name sounds like c**k." for kris.kok77. To find out if your message has been received, type "outbox."

Please note that kris.kok77 must be using MSN to receive your message.
20:24:16 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: join in
20:24:16 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: Join in the fun! There are lots of people talking to me right now. You can:

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5 Find out how many people are talking to me

What would you like to do?
20:24:22 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: 3
20:24:23 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: Here's my poll of the day for Thursday, October 19th, 2006:

Do you like stock car racing?

1 Yes
2 No
20:24:27 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: 2
20:24:28 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: OK...

7,084 people have voted so far and 4,704 people agree with you.

Yes: ]]]]]]]]]]] 33.58%
No: ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 66.42%

Would you like me to leave someone a message telling them how you voted?
20:24:38 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: No. Why the Hell would I want to?
20:24:39 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: I have no idea.
20:24:42 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: join in
20:24:42 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: Join in the fun! There are lots of people talking to me right now. You can:

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2 Send a *crush* to someone
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5 Find out how many people are talking to me

What would you like to do?
20:24:44 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: 4
20:24:44 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: Cool! Creating your own poll is easy and fun. Ask your friends any question you want, like "What movie should we see tonight?" or "What's your favorite band?"

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Let's go! Please type your poll question now.
20:25:03 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: Is www.GamingMedley.com sexy?
20:25:04 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: Your poll question is "Is www.GamingMedley.com sexy?"

Now type each possible answer to your poll, one at a time. When you're done, type "ok."
20:25:09 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: Yes
20:25:10 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: Your 1st choice is "Yes." Please type your next choice.
20:25:13 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: Uber Yes
20:25:14 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: Your 2nd choice is "Uber Yes." Type your next choice or "ok" if you're done.
20:25:18 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: Double Uber Yes
20:25:19 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: Your 3rd choice is "Double Uber Yes." Please type your next choice or "ok" if you're done.
20:25:22 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: I want to have sex with it.
20:25:22 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: Your 4th choice is "I want sex with it." Type your next choice or "ok" if you're done.
20:25:25 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: ok
20:25:25 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: Here are the possible choices in your poll:

Yes
Uber Yes
Double Uber Yes
I want sex with it.

Now just copy the following message and IM it to the people you want to invite to your poll:

Hi. Check out my latest poll by IMing *smarterchild@hotmail.com* with this message:

Take poll p0bM3 from segadragon@gmail.com

View the results of your poll anytime by typing "results of poll p0bM3" (note: the poll ID is case-sensitive). You can also type "my polls."

Would you like to vote in your poll?
20:26:00 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: Yes.
20:26:00 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: Is www.GamingMedley.com sexy?

1 Yes
2 Uber Yes
3 Double Uber Yes
4 I want sex with it.
20:26:05 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: 3
20:26:05 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: Interesting choice!

Poll: Is www.GamingMedley.com sexy?

Votes cast so far: *1*

*1* (100%) Double Uber Yes => segadragon@gmail.com
*0* (0%) Uber Yes
*0* (0%) Yes
*0* (0%) I want sex with it.
20:26:09 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: Sweet.
20:26:10 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: Right on! ;-)

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20:26:18 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: join in
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What would you like to do?
20:26:20 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: 5
20:26:21 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: 3,061 people are chatting with me right now.
20:26:28 ] GAMEchief - www.GamingMedley.com: That's insane in the membrane.
20:26:29 ] [Bot] SmarterChild: I know it's insane in the membrane.
 

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What about WF?
ur starting to resemble smarterchild with all of the questions.
 

McFly

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Yeah. This isn't new. It's been around for years. Therefore...LAAAAAME
 

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KADouglas19
5:04Are you gay?
SmarterChild
5:04That's not important.
KADouglas19
5:04Sure it's important.
SmarterChild
5:04Is it really? Important?
KADouglas19
5:04You should really be comfortable with who you are, you know.
SmarterChild
5:04I should really be comfortable with who me, huh? Perhaps.
KADouglas19
5:04If you're gay, it's ok.
SmarterChild
5:04I don't think it really matters what I am.
KADouglas19
5:04Do you like hot women?
SmarterChild
5:04You seem overly concerned with my sexuality. Interesting...

:lol

Actually, SmarterChild is pretty useful for metric conversions.
 

MVPosey

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i would have found this funny when smarterchild first came out around 10 years ago
 

mcwkm

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i would have found this funny when smarterchild first came out around 10 years ago
he was funnier when he first came out too
 

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FearTheChop: So how old are you?
SmarterChild: 3 years, 11 months, 5 days, 15 hours, 19 minutes and 46 seconds.
 

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