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Until recently, law required all movies showed in Hong Kong had to have english subtitles. But producers spent as little in translation as possible... and it shows. These gems are frin the book Sex and Zen & a Bullet in the head

"Take my advise or I'll spank you without pants"

"Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep"

"You always use violence. I should have ordered glutinous rice chicken"

"Who gave you the nerve to get killed here"

"The bullets inside are so very hot, Why do I feel so cold"

"Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected"

"I am darn unsatisfied to be killed in this way"

"If you don't people, I'll eat you"

"She's terrific. I can't stand her"

"Darn, I'll burn you into a BBQ Chicken"

"Sex fiend, you'll never get reincarnated"

"How can I make love without TV"

"Yah-hah, eveil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your doctor for a thorough examination"
 

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