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The Chicken and the Harley

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On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of
> whom loved to play together.
> One day, the two were playing when the horse fell
> into a bog and began to sink.
> Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the
> chicken to go get the farmer for help!
> Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
> Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for
> the farmer, but to no avail,
> for he had gone to town with the only tractor.
>
> Running around, the chicken spied
> the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the
> ignition, the chicken sped off
> with a length of rope hoping he still had time to
> save his friend's life.
> Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but
> happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny
> Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the
> loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
> After tying the other end to the rear bumper
> of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove
> slowly forward and, with the aid of the
> powerful bike, rescued the horse!
> Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back
> to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the
> wiser when he returned.
> The friendship between the two animals was cemented:
> best buddies, best pals. A few weeks later, the
> chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,
> began to sink and cried out to the horse to
> save his life!
> The horse thought a moment, walked over, and
> straddled the large puddle.
> Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab
> his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the
> pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse
> pulled him up and out, saving his life.
>
> The moral of the story? (Yes, there's a moral)
> "When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a
> Harley to pick up chicks."
 

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