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Teacher: "Today where gona talk about 'There's only one'... and I mean your mother. Only your mother we'll take care of you in necessary situations."

[ John waves his hand ]

Teacher: "Yes John?"

John: "Teacher, I know my mom has to be the best out there... the other day I was sick and she brought me everything I asked for... that's why... mom, there's only one.

Teacher: "Great example John"

[ Pete waves his hand up very high ]

Teacher: "Yes Pete? What is it now?"

Pete: " I know there's only one... the other day my mother shouted.. "Hey Son! How many f***ing beers are in the fridge?!?!?!" I replied, "there's only one, mom!"
 

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