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Two boys playing baseball in the park...

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Two boys are playing baseball in a park in southern miami when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler.
Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.
A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young 'Phins Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a 'phins fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we are in miami, I just assumed you were," said the reporter. "Heat Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook.
"I'm not a heat fan either," the boy said.
The reporter, thinking fast, decides that boy must be a marlins fan. "Marlins Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack"
"But im not a marlins fan", said the boy.
"I assumed everyone in miami was either for the Heat, 'Phins, or marlins. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Phillies fan," the child replied.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little bastard from Philidelphia kills Beloved Family Pet."
Jul 8, 2005
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I have heard this joke used for some many teams from so many sports, at times worded a bit diffrently.

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