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One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't

feel like it, I just want you to hold me."


I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!"


So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to

hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a

woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."


She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love

me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"


Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.


The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend

time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping

at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her

while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.


She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just

buy them all.


She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said

lets get a pair for each outfit.


We went on to the jewelry dept. where she picked out a pair of

diamond earrings.


Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I

was one wave short of a shipwreck.


I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a

tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the



Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this

is all dear, let's go to the cashier".


I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I

don't feel like it."


Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a

baffled WHAT???!!!"


I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for

awhile.. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man

enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."


And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I

added,"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the

things I buy you?"


Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

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