I think if the game is played in Chicago, the Marlins should be allowed to pick and choose who is allowed to enter the stadium.

 

First and foremost they should test everyone's blood alcohol level at the gate. We don't want any unruly drunk Cubbies.

 

All females between the ages of 4 to 24 must be wearing a t-shirt featuring Miguel Cabrera.

 

No visors should be allowed ... except for the Marlins season ticket holder I met in NY.

 

 

 

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I think if the game is played in Chicago, the Marlins should be allowed to pick and choose who is allowed to enter the stadium.

 

First and foremost they should test everyone's blood alcohol level at the gate. We don't want any unruly drunk Cubbies.

 

All females between the ages of 4 to 24 must be wearing a t-shirt featuring Miguel Cabrera.

 

No visors should be allowed ... except for the Marlins season ticket holder I met in NY.

 

 

 

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:notworthy LMAO :notworthy

No beer after the seventh.

Conine is god chants are a requirement.

Billy the Marlin gets to dance around.

Umps suck chants are a requirement for every blown call.

Everybody must do the Fish.

Bases must automatically be loaded for Conine

Our pitchers are automatically 6-6 in the games (batting)

tis all

I think if the game is played in Chicago, the Marlins should be allowed to pick and choose who is allowed to enter the stadium.

 

First and foremost they should test everyone's blood alcohol level at the gate. We don't want any unruly drunk Cubbies.

 

All females between the ages of 4 to 24 must be wearing a t-shirt featuring Miguel Cabrera.

 

No visors should be allowed ... except for the Marlins season ticket holder I met in NY.

 

 

 

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:notworthy LMAO :notworthy

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Word

Instead of using Clement, Wood, Prior, Zambrano, and Maddux they get to use their bullpen.

if we played Bullpen against Bull Pen i bet we'd win

if we played Bullpen against Bull Pen i bet we'd win

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I know we'd win!

1. Haters of Marlins Rejected

2. If One of the Marlins gets hit by a pitch then the Pitcher is automatically Rejected

3. All Fans most do the Bartman

4. Cubs Pitchers must throw Balls Down the Middle

5. Derrek Lee Must not play against his former team

:hat

Those are the Demands :hat

- There should be a TV set up in the Cubs' dugout showing WGN's feed.

 

- Sausages no, knishes and empanadas yes

The away team (the Marlins) sponsor a fan appreciation day in honor of Steve Bartman

The away team (the Marlins) sponsor a fan appreciation day in honor of Steve Bartman

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LOL Bartman why have 6 away games against the Cubs

They'd have to have Bernie Mac back to sing "Take me out to the Ballgame" and include his little "Root for the Champions" thing again. :mischief

Lol. Everyone with hair up to their shoulders should wear an AJ Burnett shirt.

Everyone with long hair, 5'3 and a s/n of MarlinsChik305 should be able to meet the team.

Everyone with Cubs shirts need to get out.

All females between the ages of 4 to 24 must be wearing a t-shirt featuring Miguel Cabrera.

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I think you mean "all females between the ages of 4 to 24 must remain at least 50 feet away from Ramon Castro" :lol .

 

Just kidding.

 

It's kinda sad that Castro isn't traveling with the team or anything... it's hard to make jokes about him, lol.