A man walks into a clothing store

[Bradcore]

He's got a beautiful woman on his arm. He walks in and loudly exclaims to the shop owner, "Show the lady your finest mink coat!" The shop owner, happy to oblige, brings the mink coat over to the lady and she goes to try it on and primp in front of the mirror.

 

While she's looking at herself the shop-owner says, "Sir, that particular coat is $65,000 dollars."

 

"No problem!" The man says, rather loudly. "I will write you a check!"

 

"Very well sir, you can stop by on Monday after the check clears to pick up the coat."

 

The man leaves and the woman is gushing about how beautiful the coat is and how great he is for buying it for her.

 

On Monday, the man walks back into the store. The shop keeper rushes over and yells, "There wasn't a single cent in your checking account!!!"

 

"I know," the man smiles, "I just had to come back and thank you for the best weekend of my life!"

[Marlins Phenom]

He's got a beautiful woman on his arm. He walks in and loudly exclaims to the shop owner, "Show the lady your finest mink coat!" The shop owner, happy to oblige, brings the mink coat over to the lady and she goes to try it on and primp in front of the mirror.

 

While she's looking at herself the shop-owner says, "Sir, that particular coat is $65,000 dollars."

 

"No problem!" The man says, rather loudly. "I will write you a check!"

 

"Very well sir, you can stop by on Monday after the check clears to pick up the coat."

 

The man leaves and the woman is gushing about how beautiful the coat is and how great he is for buying it for her.

 

On Monday, the man walks back into the store. The shop keeper rushes over and yells, "There wasn't a single cent in your checking account!!!"

 

"I know," the man smiles, "I just had to come back and thank you for the best weekend of my life!"

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