Posted September 26, 200420 yr A great way to sell tickets next year?? Every lady gets to kiss Miguel Cabrera before the game! :kiss
September 26, 200420 yr You need to make a different offer for each price level to entice people to buy better tix. Fish Tank buyers get to kiss Encarnacion Upper Deck buyers get to kiss Harris Terrace box buyers get to kiss JP Infield box buyers get to kiss Cabrera Founders and Club Level buyers get to kiss Wayne Rosenthal
September 26, 200420 yr Author You need to make a different offer for each price level to entice people to buy better tix. Fish Tank buyers get to kiss Encarnacion Upper Deck buyers get to kiss Harris Terrace box buyers get to kiss JP Infield box buyers get to kiss Cabrera Founders and Club Level buyers get to kiss Wayne Rosenthal 572632[/snapback] First to the game gets in The Oasis with Mikey Lowell!!
September 26, 200420 yr What tickets would you have to buy to kiss David Weathers or Rudy Seanez? 572841[/snapback] You don't get tickets for kissing them, only parking passes. :lol
September 26, 200420 yr they should set up a program in which "la conchita" bus service picks up old folks in hialeah and down south to go to the games. just so the old folks won't be scared of going by themselves at night through carol city.
September 26, 200420 yr Excellent idea, marlinfan 573404[/snapback] are you being sarcastic? just wondering...
September 26, 200420 yr What do I have to buy to get 5 minutes in the dressing room with the Mermaids? You sick homos.
September 26, 200420 yr i'd rathey kiss miguel rather than all the others named...lol i wouldnt mind lo duca or mikey they equal hotness
September 26, 200420 yr What seats do you need to buy to beat enc over the head with a rubber penguin?
September 27, 200420 yr What seats do you need to buy to beat enc over the head with a rubber penguin? I completely wanna no too..... but Id rather kiss miggie. I still wanna beat enc tho!!!!!
September 27, 200420 yr What seats do you need to buy to beat enc over the head with a rubber penguin? I completely wanna no too..... but Id rather kiss miggie. I still wanna beat enc tho!!!!! 573806[/snapback] lmao
September 27, 200420 yr if you buy 30 season ticket packages you get a nude picture of each mermaid for use in the masterbation thread, then you pick one mermaid for whatever you want.
September 27, 200420 yr You need to make a different offer for each price level to entice people to buy better tix. Fish Tank buyers get to kiss Encarnacion Upper Deck buyers get to kiss Harris Terrace box buyers get to kiss JP Infield box buyers get to kiss Cabrera Founders and Club Level buyers get to kiss Wayne Rosenthal 572632[/snapback] First to the game gets in The Oasis with Mikey Lowell!! 572635[/snapback] *gets there first*
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