October 22, 200421 yr FOSASINS: how the f*** do you even suggest this to your wife or husband? Jlakebeff2: "It was her idea...it's the reason i married her." FOSASINS: god damn GarlinsMenGngr: just wondering baw FOSASINS: never mind GarlinsMenGngr: i like hr alot WHuBooBooBaBa: I think she looks good. WHuBooBooBaBa: Matt hates her. GarlinsMenGngr: she is a firecracker Jlakebeff2: "I want to f*** you in the ass while my wife f***s me in my ass" GarlinsMenGngr: yea he does GarlinsMenGngr: he wants to be th eonly redhead WHuBooBooBaBa: And she's a firecracker. B jis Po ss72: OMGWTFBUTTSECKZ? FOSASINS: :-X FOSASINS: dude wants to get f***ed in the ass? WHuBooBooBaBa: I don't dig Carmela. B jis Po ss72: getting banged by a woman is not my idea of fun... oODaiiTaiiOo: shes a lesbo WHuBooBooBaBa: That girl looks weird. GarlinsMenGngr: shes a bitch Jlakebeff2: ewww WHuBooBooBaBa: And she's dating a gayfer. FOSASINS: *cough* faggot *cough* GarlinsMenGngr: who? WHuBooBooBaBa: f***ing Jeff Garcia. GarlinsMenGngr: NO WAY! B jis Po ss72: Carmela DeCesare? B jis Po ss72: she's hot WHuBooBooBaBa: Yeah, she's dating Jeff Garcia. GarlinsMenGngr: wow Jlakebeff2: "I like it in the butt." -- Mullet man B jis Po ss72: yeah B jis Po ss72: Jeff Garcia is all sorts of homogay WHuBooBooBaBa: She's had to be the one to "stick up for him" in the press./ GarlinsMenGngr: any of u pricks seen the new playbou? GarlinsMenGngr: with brook brueke WHuBooBooBaBa: She gets in fights with his ex-women, too. WHuBooBooBaBa: No. FOSASINS: *cough* fagg *cough* B jis Po ss72: I want to buy that GarlinsMenGngr: burke GarlinsMenGngr: miss teen america is in it GarlinsMenGngr: wow. B jis Po ss72: Brook Burke is amazing WHuBooBooBaBa: sighs RenguinSex P on Us: teen america? Jlakebeff2: Brook Burke is the new spokeswoman for sportsbook.com oODaiiTaiiOo: thats so wrong FOSASINS: r.kelly probably bought that issue GarlinsMenGngr: yes penguin B jis Po ss72: haha RenguinSex P on Us: nice Jlakebeff2: ooh....this woman is only available by appointment FOSASINS: "dammit she's legal" GarlinsMenGngr: is that hsi wife PA? Jlakebeff2: "I masturbated three times before coming here." RenguinSex P on Us: i need some loving WHuBooBooBaBa: THERE SHE IS... GarlinsMenGngr: hot body contest, gotta run Jlakebeff2: no Ramp WHuBooBooBaBa: MISS TEEN AMERICA! WHuBooBooBaBa: Peace out Ramp. WHuBooBooBaBa: Get some for me. FOSASINS: *therapist to michael jackson* "michael i suggest you start dating 28 year olds" GarlinsMenGngr: later guys WHuBooBooBaBa: :-) WHuBooBooBaBa: :-P GarlinsMenGngr: ill do my bestest GarlinsMenGngr has left the room. FOSASINS: *michael* "20 of them?" Jlakebeff2: who masturbates three times before going to a whore house FOSASINS: later ramp FOSASINS: ah damn RenguinSex P on Us: :-)=-O:-P=-O oODaiiTaiiOo: omg WHuBooBooBaBa: WHOA! FOSASINS: i do it all the time... WHuBooBooBaBa: And anal? WHuBooBooBaBa: Damn, Penguin! RenguinSex P on Us: hahaha Jlakebeff2: now im watching this woman use a vibrator FOSASINS: anal? oODaiiTaiiOo: :-* FOSASINS: vibrator" FOSASINS: ? WHuBooBooBaBa: Two of these =-O means you like it double stuffed, and I'm not talking burritos here. Jlakebeff2: she's meowing like That girl when her cats lick her p***y FOSASINS: damn FOSASINS: nice penguin FOSASINS: freaky RenguinSex P on Us: who needs a vibrator when you have the massage option on the showerhead B jis Po ss72: that's sick, d00d oODaiiTaiiOo: mmm shower oODaiiTaiiOo: mmm head B jis Po ss72: haha, awesome, Penguin WHuBooBooBaBa: True. WHuBooBooBaBa: Girls got it made. Jlakebeff2: haha...good one penquin WHuBooBooBaBa: Then again, so do doods! FOSASINS: and the dude's? watching? FOSASINS: for money?? Jlakebeff2: yeah FOSASINS: thats f***ing sad WHuBooBooBaBa: (tosses off a load in honor of penguin) FOSASINS: oh my God just watch HBO cheaper B jis Po ss72: WTF? RenguinSex P on Us: yea but we get multiple orgasms WHuBooBooBaBa: It may have been over Brianna Banks, but I was thinking of you! B jis Po ss72: tosses off a load? oODaiiTaiiOo: =-O WHuBooBooBaBa: I can get multiples. Jlakebeff2: oh damn....this guy walks in and tells them to max out his credit card WHuBooBooBaBa: It just takes fifteen minutes to wait. WHuBooBooBaBa: Check this out... B jis Po ss72: I bet dudes could get multiple orgasms RenguinSex P on Us: i think they can but its difficult B jis Po ss72: just need to think about it WHuBooBooBaBa: I got oral at work one time, swear to God, I couldn't freak walk after I dropped that load. Jlakebeff2: "For that much money, we will close the place down and you can get it on with all of the ladies" WHuBooBooBaBa: One was enough! RenguinSex P on Us: hahah nice WHuBooBooBaBa: I was walking around like one of those Dawn of the Dead zombies. WHuBooBooBaBa: "Oh s***!" FOSASINS: i need money to get laid:'( WHuBooBooBaBa: "OW!" B jis Po ss72: I want head...regardless of location RenguinSex P on Us: but with a smile on your face WHuBooBooBaBa: Yes. B jis Po ss72: *calls Jay* Jlakebeff2: "He gets to choose 10 women" WHuBooBooBaBa: And a hard boner. oODaiiTaiiOo: hi babii oODaiiTaiiOo: Jlakebeff2: They did a million dollars of business in April FOSASINS: thtas it, im going to vegas FOSASINS: *packs* WHuBooBooBaBa: Man, Blake, are you talking to yourself? B jis Po ss72: I can't wait until I have a Porsche 911 Turbo cabriolet so I can attract all sorts of hot bitches WHuBooBooBaBa: Who else is watching this HBO s***? Jlakebeff2: Sosa... WHuBooBooBaBa: Cars don't do it. WHuBooBooBaBa: You know what the key is P? WHuBooBooBaBa: Seriously? FOSASINS: i would but i dont got hbo in this room B jis Po ss72: wanna bet? WHuBooBooBaBa: I'll tell you. RenguinSex P on Us: i dont have hbo RenguinSex P on Us: :'( FOSASINS: tell us batman oODaiiTaiiOo: smelling good Jlakebeff2: This guy wants a fetish party with a Subway Sandwich and Chocolate Sauce WHuBooBooBaBa: There's two ways to get women... B jis Po ss72: money FOSASINS: i know it sucks penguin, we need hbo B jis Po ss72: money RenguinSex P on Us: i have to hear this FOSASINS: a sammich? WHuBooBooBaBa: 1. Don't care at all.? Seriously, gays do it all the time. When I don't give a f*** then I get women. B jis Po ss72: skeet on the teets RenguinSex P on Us: i'll f*** you for a sammich oODaiiTaiiOo: :-* FOSASINS: *gives sammich* Jlakebeff2: a subway sandwich penguin? B jis Po ss72: haha FOSASINS: *lies back* oODaiiTaiiOo: what would you do for a clondike bar FOSASINS: bring it on B jis Po ss72: I'd kill a man Jlakebeff2: I'd eat out a woman WHuBooBooBaBa: 2. Want to get a peice of p***y as if your life depended on it.? Desperate dude's will say some seriouslf f***ED stuff to get into a girls panties.? And if he means it, that s*** will work. RenguinSex P on Us: quiznos bitch B jis Po ss72: BWU is amazing Jlakebeff2: This guy took a tootsie roll out of a woman's p***y B jis Po ss72: haha, sweet FOSASINS: so you suggest both extremes RenguinSex P on Us: ok that is disgusting FOSASINS: damn WHuBooBooBaBa: I swear to you, I get p***y by either 1. not caring or 2. having to have sex as if I'm going to die. FOSASINS: wtf oODaiiTaiiOo: hey penguin Jlakebeff2: ooh.....he found a quarter too WHuBooBooBaBa: I had a girl buy me lunch today.? We're going out Saturday night.? She KNOWS I'm poor, still willing to do this s***. RenguinSex P on Us: hi jaii oODaiiTaiiOo: how yooooou doin? ;-) FOSASINS: oh GoD@! oODaiiTaiiOo: thats all i got B jis Po ss72: I'm poor and ugly RenguinSex P on Us: a quarter?? hahahhahha Jlakebeff2: Sosa, this chick is named Air Force Amy B jis Po ss72: and shy WHuBooBooBaBa: I'm like, "Uh, I got money, but it's all being saved for the Bengals game." RenguinSex P on Us: i want to see that in a magic act B jis Po ss72: I'm triple screwed WHuBooBooBaBa: Oh, well sorry then you won't get any. FOSASINS: lol WHuBooBooBaBa: There's unwritten rule number 3. B jis Po ss72: haha WHuBooBooBaBa: 3.? Don't be ugly. B jis Po ss72: indeed oODaiiTaiiOo: lol RenguinSex P on Us: look kids i can pull a quarter out of her p***y Jlakebeff2: well it's over now Sosa...i'll be back FOSASINS: "woman what the hell is this is doing in here?" WHuBooBooBaBa: I'm just kidding man, ugly kids get some all the time. B jis Po ss72: weighing 600lbs. has its drawbacks... B jis Po ss72: :-( FOSASINS: later dude WHuBooBooBaBa: You just have to do it harder. Jlakebeff2: whoa dude.....Silver Dollar WHuBooBooBaBa: Or lower your standards. FOSASINS: thanks for the entertainment B jis Po ss72: my standards...has all the parts a girl should have FOSASINS: my standards: alive FOSASINS: and female WHuBooBooBaBa: I don WHuBooBooBaBa: You play football? Jlakebeff2: Alive and three holes B jis Po ss72: Penguin has yet to reply to my thread... B jis Po ss72: :-( WHuBooBooBaBa: Because if you wear a football jersey in college it's a p***y magnet. RenguinSex P on Us: which thread? WHuBooBooBaBa: I've seen dudes who have NO BUSINESS being with a woman. Jlakebeff2: the third hole is optional oODaiiTaiiOo: Enter oODaiiTaiiOo: Rump WHuBooBooBaBa: But they have an Ohio State jersey in their locker. FOSASINS: being awake is optional to GarlinsMenGngr has entered the room. Jlakebeff2: is it bad when you stick your hand up a woman's p***y and find a lottery ticket? GarlinsMenGngr: yes im back FOSASINS: ramp! GarlinsMenGngr: hot body isnt til 2 am HarlowGolden: it's a lot easier for an ugly guy to get a hot chick, than an ugly chick get a hot guy. GarlinsMenGngr: im retarded B jis Po ss72: haha, awesome FOSASINS: some people get on teams just to get laid Jlakebeff2: so is it? jameblane has left the room. RenguinSex P on Us: its good if its the winning ticket FOSASINS: yes jeff B jis Po ss72: an ugly guy with a hot chick is... Jlakebeff2: exactly penguin FOSASINS: well unless like penguin said B jis Po ss72: that doesn't happen unless the guy is rich WHuBooBooBaBa: And if you can't get with a woman: jerk off. HarlowGolden: surprisingly common WHuBooBooBaBa: Or lose the weight and hit the gym and buff up. FOSASINS: true Jlakebeff2: what's the most unexpected thing you've ever found in a woman's p***y B jis Po ss72: grenade Jlakebeff2: other then someone else RenguinSex P on Us: i have dated some ugly doods before FOSASINS: my d*** RenguinSex P on Us: i just like a guy who is funny WHuBooBooBaBa: Well, ladies and germs my lady is iming me. WHuBooBooBaBa: I'm out. Jlakebeff2: did you pull the pin fritz? WHuBooBooBaBa: ;-) GarlinsMenGngr: later baw FOSASINS: later dude WHuBooBooBaBa has left the room. B jis Po ss72: I wish I was funny Jlakebeff2: what if you found a roll of quarters? B jis Po ss72: :-( HarlowGolden: where's juanky FOSASINS: save it for meter parking B jis Po ss72: he's away FOSASINS: and kick the whore out of my bed Jlakebeff2: how bout a york peppermiint patty? FOSASINS: slap her for holding out Jlakebeff2: haha Jlakebeff2: would you still eat the patty though GarlinsMenGngr: hi j FOSASINS: why not oODaiiTaiiOo: hi Jlakebeff2: it's dirty HarlowGolden: :-( RenguinSex P on Us: you can eat a girl out but not eat the patty? FOSASINS: wrapper? B jis Po ss72: Berman is really getting gay B jis Po ss72: WTF is wrong with that kid Jlakebeff2: good point penguin FOSASINS: yeah FOSASINS: but still, wrapper? Jlakebeff2: yyeah wrapper RenguinSex P on Us: hahaha FOSASINS: oh no doubt oODaiiTaiiOo: i want to skeet on you all oODaiiTaiiOo: except harlow GarlinsMenGngr: eat what patty? Jlakebeff2: A york peppermint patty found in a woman's p***y FOSASINS: a patty you found in a girls p***y RenguinSex P on Us: peppermint patty GarlinsMenGngr: how long has it been there? HarlowGolden: bye bye HarlowGolden has left the room. FOSASINS: lol RenguinSex P on Us: ok what about a corndog? Jlakebeff2: a week Ramp FOSASINS: good question GarlinsMenGngr: 1 week? Jlakebeff2: yeah GarlinsMenGngr: and is the girl hot? RenguinSex P on Us: woa a week? Jlakebeff2: no FOSASINS: never liked corn dogs much GarlinsMenGngr: she isnt hot? FOSASINS: shits are nasty Jlakebeff2: nope GarlinsMenGngr: f*** no i wouldnt eat it Jlakebeff2: thank youi Jlakebeff2: see Ramp agrees with me B jis Po ss72: c**k RenguinSex P on Us: lmao what the difference mattii? GarlinsMenGngr: its all mental RenguinSex P on Us: thats true Jlakebeff2: the smell would melt the chocolate GarlinsMenGngr: oh dear RenguinSex P on Us: LOL FOSASINS: jermaine thinks mike is guilty and said it to a paper? FOSASINS: thats one f***ed up family oODaiiTaiiOo: :-* RenguinSex P on Us: well duh look at michael Jlakebeff2: Ramp would you eat a six inch subway hoagie if the cold cuts came from a woman's ass? RenguinSex P on Us: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA FOSASINS: oh God GarlinsMenGngr: what is on the hoagie and is she hot? oODaiiTaiiOo: lol RenguinSex P on Us: hahahahahahahha Jlakebeff2: Tomatoes, Onions and Roast Beef and yes she's hot but the roast beef was from her ass RenguinSex P on Us: this is great GarlinsMenGngr: im more of a turkey guy myself.... so no oODaiiTaiiOo: i would eat a york peppermint patty if it was in xXx-tina's... oODaiiTaiiOo: purse Jlakebeff2: alright what about Turkey but it came from her twat. RenguinSex P on Us: eeeww it would be all melted B jis Po ss72: pocket GarlinsMenGngr: is she hot PA? oODaiiTaiiOo: so worth it Jlakebeff2: yeah GarlinsMenGngr: how long has it been there? RenguinSex P on Us: hahahah GarlinsMenGngr: and do i get to dip it in honey mustard FOSASINS: lol Jlakebeff2: it's fresh...she just put it up there an hour ago RenguinSex P on Us: mmm honey mustard GarlinsMenGngr: yes i would eat it Jlakebeff2: what if there was secret sauce on it B jis Po ss72: honey mustard? B jis Po ss72: where? RenguinSex P on Us: how secret? GarlinsMenGngr: she is hot though right? Jlakebeff2: very secret TealMonster17 has left the room. GarlinsMenGngr: i dont care how secret, i eat it Jlakebeff2: yeah she is GarlinsMenGngr: if she is way hot GarlinsMenGngr: lol Jlakebeff2: even if it's her masturbation fluids?? GarlinsMenGngr: i like turkey FOSASINS: monthly fluids? RenguinSex P on Us: dood now that i think about it thats gross FOSASINS: *puked* GarlinsMenGngr: shut up sosa Jlakebeff2: so now it's p***y Turkey, Onions, Tomatoes topped off with Masturbation fluids RenguinSex P on Us: lmao sosa just made it worse FOSASINS: lol GarlinsMenGngr: i dont like onions FOSASINS: when he said secret sauce, thats where my mind went FOSASINS: lol Jlakebeff2: sorry Onions were her flavor of the day GarlinsMenGngr: sosa loves a good rainbow kiss Jlakebeff2: hahahaahahah FOSASINS: :-X RenguinSex P on Us: hahahahahah Jlakebeff2: :-P GarlinsMenGngr: i myself enjoy giving out a dirty sanchez or two.... a night Jlakebeff2: alright...next question B jis Po ss72: LMAO masturbation fluids RenguinSex P on Us: what is it with you and anal? Jlakebeff2: Would you find it funny if a woman excreted three muskateers instead of masturbation fluids? oODaiiTaiiOo: may i skeet on you GarlinsMenGngr: shut up penguin FOSASINS: wtf GarlinsMenGngr: yes PA B jis Po ss72: yes Jlakebeff2: would u still eat them though? B jis Po ss72: yes GarlinsMenGngr: how fresh are they? Jlakebeff2: week old GarlinsMenGngr: yes Jlakebeff2: semi-melted FOSASINS: make it a snickers and yes RenguinSex P on Us: i love three muskateers GarlinsMenGngr: the best! Jlakebeff2: BUT..... GarlinsMenGngr: i think penguin means that in a different way Jlakebeff2: It came from Fishy B jis Po ss72: if it were a Hershey's bar... B jis Po ss72: yummy GarlinsMenGngr: she loves having 3 muskateers at once RenguinSex P on Us: i do GarlinsMenGngr: and no PA B jis Po ss72: oh dear B jis Po ss72: showerhead + 3 musketeers oODaiiTaiiOo: too bad penguin is married RenguinSex P on Us: *dies* oODaiiTaiiOo: she had potential FOSASINS: marriage? GarlinsMenGngr: i still own her ass FOSASINS: damn Jlakebeff2: Would you have a bowl of Ice Milk from a lactating woman? B jis Po ss72: Canada? RenguinSex P on Us: lol no not really sosa GarlinsMenGngr: is she hot PA? FOSASINS: *celebrates* oODaiiTaiiOo: its just not the same hitting on a married chikkk RenguinSex P on Us: just taken Jlakebeff2: yes GarlinsMenGngr: then yes i would Jlakebeff2: she's lactating like a motherf***er though B jis Po ss72: I'd drink milk from a hot chick's tit GarlinsMenGngr: gimme some rice krispies and im good RenguinSex P on Us: dood that s*** tastes nasty FOSASINS: milk, thta reminds me B jis Po ss72: chocolate chip cookies and tit milk FOSASINS: ill be back B jis Po ss72: yummy oODaiiTaiiOo: :\ how do u know xxxtina RenguinSex P on Us: it doesnt taste like milk B jis Po ss72: never tasted tit milk Jlakebeff2: what if that milk featured little cookie particles? oODaiiTaiiOo: how do you know GarlinsMenGngr: even better! B jis Po ss72: that'd be amazing oODaiiTaiiOo: lol GarlinsMenGngr: i love cookie particles RenguinSex P on Us: i know my friend accidentally drank it Jlakebeff2: haha oODaiiTaiiOo: lol B jis Po ss72: "your friend" eh GarlinsMenGngr: "my friend" B jis Po ss72: sure GarlinsMenGngr: lol RenguinSex P on Us: lmao RenguinSex P on Us: yea he's married GarlinsMenGngr: "he" Jlakebeff2: What if your woman was like an ice cream machine and if you touched her left breast vanilla came out and the right side which was a little more painful was like rocky road? GarlinsMenGngr: awesome! RenguinSex P on Us: his wife was using a breast pump and left some in the fridge B jis Po ss72: JAWESOME RenguinSex P on Us: it was late at night and he thought it was regular milk B jis Po ss72: what if a woman lactated skeet RenguinSex P on Us: said he nearly died Jlakebeff2: what flavored skeet fritz? B jis Po ss72: uh-huh B jis Po ss72: the way it smells Jlakebeff2: hmm GarlinsMenGngr: blumpkin time! RenguinSex P on Us: hahaha blumpkin B jis Po ss72: donkey punch GarlinsMenGngr: lol GarlinsMenGngr: arabian goggles oODaiiTaiiOo: =-O B jis Po ss72: strawberry shortcake GarlinsMenGngr: whats that? GarlinsMenGngr: oh god GarlinsMenGngr: nevermind Jlakebeff2: would you rather have drink lactated milk from roseanne and get a million dollars or lactated milk from Britney Spears and get evicted from your house? B jis Po ss72: million dollars FOSASINS: damn GarlinsMenGngr: is the milk off her tit? Jlakebeff2: yeah GarlinsMenGngr: or in a cup? FOSASINS: million dollars? FOSASINS: or eviction? GarlinsMenGngr: id take the money FOSASINS: me to Jlakebeff2: Fritz.....you get the million if you hook up if you drink roseanne's lactate GarlinsMenGngr: lol teet Jlakebeff2: then you all would drink Roseanne's lactate GarlinsMenGngr: ohwell GarlinsMenGngr: 1 mil? oODaiiTaiiOo: :-* B jis Po ss72: haha, sweet GarlinsMenGngr: f*** yea GarlinsMenGngr: hell id f*** her too Jlakebeff2: Britney is Britney though Jlakebeff2: eww....Ramp how drunk are you FOSASINS: i dont want to live under a bridge with some crazy dude named grady GarlinsMenGngr: very drunkl GarlinsMenGngr: lool Jlakebeff2: would you rather drink lactated milk from Matt Perisho or Ricky Bottalico? GarlinsMenGngr: Ricky B jis Po ss72: Perisho FOSASINS: ok we're crossing the line GarlinsMenGngr: he can pitch GarlinsMenGngr: lol RenguinSex P on Us: perisho Jlakebeff2: are you a lefty penguin cause he only lactates for lefties GarlinsMenGngr: what is your price... RenguinSex P on Us: hahaha GarlinsMenGngr: for someone to take a dump on your face? FOSASINS: im lefty B jis Po ss72: would you rather masturbate on Britney's face or tits? RenguinSex P on Us: darn i'm a rightie FOSASINS: why id i say that GarlinsMenGngr: again... Jlakebeff2: then he'd be high and outside to you Penguin oODaiiTaiiOo: > :o GarlinsMenGngr: what is your price for someone to take a dump on your face Jlakebeff2: $10 FOSASINS: no price for me GarlinsMenGngr: lol B jis Po ss72: I pay you RenguinSex P on Us: lol Jlakebeff2: is it Britney Spears dumping on my face? GarlinsMenGngr: no Jlakebeff2: and is there corn in the dump? GarlinsMenGngr: it's J oODaiiTaiiOo: GarlinsMenGngr: and there is no corn RenguinSex P on Us: hahahahah FOSASINS: for God sakes im eating Jlakebeff2: oh....since it's J...free GarlinsMenGngr: it isnt wet FOSASINS: god damn GarlinsMenGngr: just a normal 5 o clock dump oODaiiTaiiOo: :-! B jis Po ss72: cum bucket Jlakebeff2: Would you eat a corn dump made by a hot woman? GarlinsMenGngr: no GarlinsMenGngr: well FOSASINS: these cookies dont taste the same all of a sudden FOSASINS: damn you all RenguinSex P on Us: lmao GarlinsMenGngr: do i get to do her after? Jlakebeff2: yeah GarlinsMenGngr: and would everyone know i hate the dump? B jis Po ss72: NO Jlakebeff2: yes GarlinsMenGngr: then no. GarlinsMenGngr: lol GarlinsMenGngr: unless it was christy hemme GarlinsMenGngr: mmmmm Jlakebeff2: You get sex with Britney but I would know that you ate her corn s*** GarlinsMenGngr: lol B jis Po ss72: would you f*** Tom Cruise in order to f*** Britney Spears and Halle Berry at the same time? GarlinsMenGngr: but u would know that iu f***ed her too GarlinsMenGngr: yes fritz Jlakebeff2: yeah RenguinSex P on Us: HAHAHAHAHA GarlinsMenGngr: cruise is a dreamboat Jlakebeff2: Tom Cruise is a stu Jlakebeff2: stud Jlakebeff2: :-* B jis Po ss72: Cruise is pretty hot B jis Po ss72: *skeets* RenguinSex P on Us: i wouldnt even f*** tom cruise GarlinsMenGngr: he would be a good lay Jlakebeff2: aww skeet skeet skeet oODaiiTaiiOo: http://www.dipacephotography.com/portraits/loduca001.jpg oODaiiTaiiOo: LoDuca Jlakebeff2: which marlin would you want to do the most FOSASINS: heres my question, i was talking about this with someone the other day... dont ask how we got to this. would you drink urine for the chance to get it on with gabrielle union RenguinSex P on Us: mike lowell hands down Jlakebeff2: not gabrielle union but yes i would drink urine oODaiiTaiiOo: xxxtina GarlinsMenGngr: well, union is hot but id drink some urine to f*** a hot bitch oODaiiTaiiOo: we said Marlin Xxnotjuankyxx has left the room. oODaiiTaiiOo: :| B jis Po ss72: I'd drink piss to f*** Gabrielle Jlakebeff2: i'd drink urine to hook up with Misty May GarlinsMenGngr: ugh oODaiiTaiiOo: whos piss RenguinSex P on Us: *dies* B jis Po ss72: Misty May ain't that hot Jlakebeff2: haha B jis Po ss72: she's way too skinny B jis Po ss72: and too tall Jlakebeff2: I'd drink urine to hook up with Anna Benson GarlinsMenGngr: id drink piss to f*** a hot chick Jlakebeff2: http://www.annabenson.net FOSASINS: gabrielle union is to damn fine, but i keep thinking about the piss B jis Po ss72: short girls = uber-hawt FOSASINS: da,m Xxnotjuankyxx has entered the room. B jis Po ss72: haha, Anna Benson has some serious jugs Xxnotjuankyxx: hola GarlinsMenGngr: every girl is short to me, so i need someone atleast 5 '3 oODaiiTaiiOo: hi! Jlakebeff2: Kris Benson's wife FOSASINS: juanky! Jlakebeff2: I'd drink urine for Ashlee Simpson GarlinsMenGngr: ok serious question... Xxnotjuankyxx: hello Xxnotjuankyxx: serious question? Jlakebeff2: I'd also drink urine for juankii tho B jis Po ss72: I like girls from 5'2" to 5'6" GarlinsMenGngr: would u let some dood skeet on your face for your chance to f*** any girl u wanted? B jis Po ss72: I'm 5'11" B jis Po ss72: something about shorties FOSASINS: wow Jlakebeff2: good question Ramp Xxnotjuankyxx: no GarlinsMenGngr: thanks PA B jis Po ss72: maybe because I want to helicopter one FOSASINS: thats a very good question GarlinsMenGngr: me and my roomies talk about this s*** all the time FOSASINS: any girl? Jlakebeff2: would you get a chance to clean off before f***ing the girl? GarlinsMenGngr: ANY GIRL GarlinsMenGngr: yes PA oODaiiTaiiOo: nah RenguinSex P on Us: i am 5'6" fritz FOSASINS: at all times or is just a one time option? Jlakebeff2: hmm GarlinsMenGngr: um B jis Po ss72: are you trying to seduce me, Penguin? GarlinsMenGngr: u f*** her once B jis Po ss72: because it's certainly working RenguinSex P on Us: yes, yes i am GarlinsMenGngr: but she could fall in love with u FOSASINS: no Jlakebeff2: time limit ramp? B jis Po ss72: OH DEAR GarlinsMenGngr: 1 hour B jis Po ss72: *head explodes* Jlakebeff2: 1 hour with her for my best stuff? GarlinsMenGngr: dood, if she is that hot it wont last more than1? minute GarlinsMenGngr: 1 min oODaiiTaiiOo: lol FOSASINS: time limit and its a one time option? and i got to get skeeted on by a guy? FOSASINS: damn Jlakebeff2: who would know about the skeetage? GarlinsMenGngr: yes B jis Po ss72: no Xxnotjuankyxx: :-\ GarlinsMenGngr: um everyone GarlinsMenGngr: but it works both ways Xxnotjuankyxx: no Jlakebeff2: what'd you say GarlinsMenGngr: everyone would be impressed about the f***ing GarlinsMenGngr: i have no clue oODaiiTaiiOo: wow this pic qwnz GarlinsMenGngr: id say no Jlakebeff2: I think i'd do it oODaiiTaiiOo: http://www.dipacephotography.com/portraits/pujols001.jpg Xxnotjuankyxx: an tina isnt 5-6 FOSASINS: i got to go with juanky RenguinSex P on Us: there would be a livecam on mb.com of the skeetage FOSASINS: the skeeting is to much GarlinsMenGngr: woah GarlinsMenGngr: NO PENGUIN RenguinSex P on Us: lmao Jlakebeff2: the skeetage is the perk though GarlinsMenGngr: no one else sees it GarlinsMenGngr: but peiople know abou tit GarlinsMenGngr: i said tit RenguinSex P on Us: i am 5'6" Jlakebeff2: I'm more happy about the skeetage....;-) GarlinsMenGngr: you are like 5 '1 xxx RenguinSex P on Us: lmao what? GarlinsMenGngr: sorry GarlinsMenGngr: i mean 5 ' 11 Jlakebeff2: SOSA how them p***y cookies your eating Jlakebeff2: Oh Juanky??? Would you eat a Subway Sandwich found in a woman's p***y? FOSASINS: i finished them already, drinking milk now Jlakebeff2: lactated milk? FOSASINS: they just didnt taste the same B jis Po ss72: would you eat an Oreo that was in Rosanne's vagina? FOSASINS: damn you all Jlakebeff2: from Ellen Degeneres? FOSASINS: nah, regular milk FOSASINS: from a cow RenguinSex P on Us: juanky arent we the same height? GarlinsMenGngr: i saw a movie with ellen and sharon stone as dykes Xxnotjuankyxx: no blake, because i dont like subway GarlinsMenGngr: ellen has a nice rack B jis Po ss72: LOL, Juanky is short FOSASINS: ellen wasnt acting Jlakebeff2: Would anyone else drink Milk produced from Anne Heche? Xxnotjuankyxx: u were a lil shorter tina and im 5'7" GarlinsMenGngr: lol B jis Po ss72: Anne Heche is ugly Jlakebeff2: I so wish we could post this convo on the board... RenguinSex P on Us: ok then i am 5'6" Jlakebeff2: this whole page Xxnotjuankyxx: im getting sick lag oODaiiTaiiOo: you do and your never invited again NARK FOSASINS: lol FOSASINS: what jaii said B jis Po ss72: haha Xxnotjuankyxx: well we could B jis Po ss72: exactly oODaiiTaiiOo: DT pulled that s*** once, notice him here Jlakebeff2: Would you drink milk produced by Star Jones?? RenguinSex P on Us: lol i would post it FOSASINS: hell no FOSASINS: God no GarlinsMenGngr: no PA B jis Po ss72: not if I was dying of thirst Xxnotjuankyxx: id post if i didnt have the whole thing Xxnotjuankyxx: hey blake FOSASINS: GOD NO Xxnotjuankyxx: send me the entire thin Xxnotjuankyxx: g Xxnotjuankyxx: ill post it GarlinsMenGngr: but i would drink her milk in order to get to someone like Stacy Keibler oODaiiTaiiOo: i boo you all oODaiiTaiiOo: see, like im so not that desperate B jis Po ss72: would you get skeeted on by Oprah in order to have the money she makes in one day? oODaiiTaiiOo: i dont think i would do any of this crap FOSASINS: yes GarlinsMenGngr: yes fritz Jlakebeff2: yes GarlinsMenGngr: no questions asked! RenguinSex P on Us: jaii used to get skeet from me for free GarlinsMenGngr: in the mial GarlinsMenGngr: mail FOSASINS: oprahs female and its money oODaiiTaiiOo: trew, they she got married RenguinSex P on Us: we still have a kid though oODaiiTaiiOo: no skeet for me anymore RenguinSex P on Us: how is little trizzle nut oODaiiTaiiOo: he went backpacking through europe GarlinsMenGngr: lol Jlakebeff2: Would you skeet Nick Lachey for a chance to get with the Simpson sisters/ RenguinSex P on Us: damnit i wanted to do that oODaiiTaiiOo: took a year off before med skool B jis Po ss72: backpacking through Europe...meh GarlinsMenGngr: skeet nick lachey? Xxnotjuankyxx: one sec GarlinsMenGngr: what does that mean? oODaiiTaiiOo: graduated from stanford already Jlakebeff2: let Nick Lachey skeet you in the mouth GarlinsMenGngr: oh B jis Po ss72: Ashley is not attractive B jis Po ss72: Jessica is a f***ing goddess Jlakebeff2: Ashlee is hot in a got sort of way RenguinSex P on Us: I'D SKEET NICK LACHE GarlinsMenGngr: shut up penguin RenguinSex P on Us: lol GarlinsMenGngr: no i couldnt do it B jis Po ss72: ho GarlinsMenGngr: although nick is a good looking man RenguinSex P on Us: he is hottness GarlinsMenGngr: :-X Jlakebeff2: Juanky is posting this on the board B jis Po ss72: Nick is hawt FOSASINS: what was the latest question? RenguinSex P on Us: and any guy that can sing already has a bonus point from me B jis Po ss72: I can sing B jis Po ss72: I sound like s*** RenguinSex P on Us: lol RenguinSex P on Us: sing well B jis Po ss72: oh, f*** B jis Po ss72: I got my big black wang B jis Po ss72: is that enough? oODaiiTaiiOo: lol FOSASINS: lol The stories above are true. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
October 22, 200421 yr Was that in the chat last night? I was only in the chat for a total of 5 minutes :lol
October 22, 200421 yr when is this chat held... 598536[/snapback] If this is the one I was in.. about 9 I think.... but it was still going past 11
October 22, 200421 yr Was that in the chat last night? I was only in the chat for a total of 5 minutes :lol 598534[/snapback] What chat?
October 22, 200421 yr do they have these everyday... and is it by invite only? 598539[/snapback] Yes to both.
October 22, 200421 yr If you're going to post what people say without their permission, at least do it for something that's interesting or entertaining.
October 22, 200421 yr If you're going to post what people say without their permission, at least do it for something that's interesting or entertaining. 598542[/snapback] The lack of posts by Fishii makes it incredibly awesome, IMHO. :plain
October 22, 200421 yr I have no idea what was going on, I just got invited into a room because they said free cookies would be given out.
October 22, 200421 yr If you're going to post what people say without their permission, at least do it for something that's interesting or entertaining. 598542[/snapback] We ran it by everyone that was still in the room :thumbup
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