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FOSASINS: how the f*** do you even suggest this to your wife or husband?

Jlakebeff2: "It was her idea...it's the reason i married her."

FOSASINS: god damn

GarlinsMenGngr: just wondering baw

FOSASINS: never mind

GarlinsMenGngr: i like hr alot

WHuBooBooBaBa: I think she looks good.

WHuBooBooBaBa: Matt hates her.

GarlinsMenGngr: she is a firecracker

Jlakebeff2: "I want to f*** you in the ass while my wife f***s me in my ass"

GarlinsMenGngr: yea he does

GarlinsMenGngr: he wants to be th eonly redhead

WHuBooBooBaBa: And she's a firecracker.

B jis Po ss72: OMGWTFBUTTSECKZ?

FOSASINS: :-X

FOSASINS: dude wants to get f***ed in the ass?

WHuBooBooBaBa: I don't dig Carmela.

B jis Po ss72: getting banged by a woman is not my idea of fun...

oODaiiTaiiOo: shes a lesbo

WHuBooBooBaBa: That girl looks weird.

GarlinsMenGngr: shes a bitch

Jlakebeff2: ewww

WHuBooBooBaBa: And she's dating a gayfer.

FOSASINS: *cough* faggot *cough*

GarlinsMenGngr: who?

WHuBooBooBaBa: f***ing Jeff Garcia.

GarlinsMenGngr: NO WAY!

B jis Po ss72: Carmela DeCesare?

B jis Po ss72: she's hot

WHuBooBooBaBa: Yeah, she's dating Jeff Garcia.

GarlinsMenGngr: wow

Jlakebeff2: "I like it in the butt." -- Mullet man

B jis Po ss72: yeah

B jis Po ss72: Jeff Garcia is all sorts of homogay

WHuBooBooBaBa: She's had to be the one to "stick up for him" in the press./

GarlinsMenGngr: any of u pricks seen the new playbou?

GarlinsMenGngr: with brook brueke

WHuBooBooBaBa: She gets in fights with his ex-women, too.

WHuBooBooBaBa: No.

FOSASINS: *cough* fagg *cough*

B jis Po ss72: I want to buy that

GarlinsMenGngr: burke

GarlinsMenGngr: miss teen america is in it

GarlinsMenGngr: wow.

B jis Po ss72: Brook Burke is amazing

WHuBooBooBaBa: sighs

RenguinSex P on Us: teen america?

Jlakebeff2: Brook Burke is the new spokeswoman for sportsbook.com

oODaiiTaiiOo: thats so wrong

FOSASINS: r.kelly probably bought that issue

GarlinsMenGngr: yes penguin

B jis Po ss72: haha

RenguinSex P on Us: nice

Jlakebeff2: ooh....this woman is only available by appointment

FOSASINS: "dammit she's legal"

GarlinsMenGngr: is that hsi wife PA?

Jlakebeff2: "I masturbated three times before coming here."

RenguinSex P on Us: i need some loving

WHuBooBooBaBa: THERE SHE IS...

GarlinsMenGngr: hot body contest, gotta run

Jlakebeff2: no Ramp

WHuBooBooBaBa: MISS TEEN AMERICA!

WHuBooBooBaBa: Peace out Ramp.

WHuBooBooBaBa: Get some for me.

FOSASINS: *therapist to michael jackson* "michael i suggest you start dating

28 year olds"

GarlinsMenGngr: later guys

WHuBooBooBaBa: :-)

WHuBooBooBaBa: :-P

GarlinsMenGngr: ill do my bestest

GarlinsMenGngr has left the room.

FOSASINS: *michael* "20 of them?"

Jlakebeff2: who masturbates three times before going to a whore house

FOSASINS: later ramp

FOSASINS: ah damn

RenguinSex P on Us: :-)=-O:-P=-O

oODaiiTaiiOo: omg

WHuBooBooBaBa: WHOA!

FOSASINS: i do it all the time...

WHuBooBooBaBa: And anal?

WHuBooBooBaBa: Damn, Penguin!

RenguinSex P on Us: hahaha

Jlakebeff2: now im watching this woman use a vibrator

FOSASINS: anal?

oODaiiTaiiOo: :-*

FOSASINS: vibrator"

FOSASINS: ?

WHuBooBooBaBa: Two of these =-O means you like it double stuffed, and I'm

not talking burritos here.

Jlakebeff2: she's meowing like That girl when her cats lick her p***y

FOSASINS: damn

FOSASINS: nice penguin

FOSASINS: freaky

RenguinSex P on Us: who needs a vibrator when you have the massage option on

the showerhead

B jis Po ss72: that's sick, d00d

oODaiiTaiiOo: mmm shower

oODaiiTaiiOo: mmm head

B jis Po ss72: haha, awesome, Penguin

WHuBooBooBaBa: True.

WHuBooBooBaBa: Girls got it made.

Jlakebeff2: haha...good one penquin

WHuBooBooBaBa: Then again, so do doods!

FOSASINS: and the dude's? watching?

FOSASINS: for money??

Jlakebeff2: yeah

FOSASINS: thats f***ing sad

WHuBooBooBaBa: (tosses off a load in honor of penguin)

FOSASINS: oh my God just watch HBO cheaper

B jis Po ss72: WTF?

RenguinSex P on Us: yea but we get multiple orgasms

WHuBooBooBaBa: It may have been over Brianna Banks, but I was thinking of

you!

B jis Po ss72: tosses off a load?

oODaiiTaiiOo: =-O

WHuBooBooBaBa: I can get multiples.

Jlakebeff2: oh damn....this guy walks in and tells them to max out his

credit card

WHuBooBooBaBa: It just takes fifteen minutes to wait.

WHuBooBooBaBa: Check this out...

B jis Po ss72: I bet dudes could get multiple orgasms

RenguinSex P on Us: i think they can but its difficult

B jis Po ss72: just need to think about it

WHuBooBooBaBa: I got oral at work one time, swear to God, I couldn't freak

walk after I dropped that load.

Jlakebeff2: "For that much money, we will close the place down and you can

get it on with all of the ladies"

WHuBooBooBaBa: One was enough!

RenguinSex P on Us: hahah nice

WHuBooBooBaBa: I was walking around like one of those Dawn of the Dead

zombies.

WHuBooBooBaBa: "Oh s***!"

FOSASINS: i need money to get laid:'(

WHuBooBooBaBa: "OW!"

B jis Po ss72: I want head...regardless of location

RenguinSex P on Us: but with a smile on your face

WHuBooBooBaBa: Yes.

B jis Po ss72: *calls Jay*

Jlakebeff2: "He gets to choose 10 women"

WHuBooBooBaBa: And a hard boner.

oODaiiTaiiOo: hi babii

oODaiiTaiiOo: :D

Jlakebeff2: They did a million dollars of business in April

FOSASINS: thtas it, im going to vegas

FOSASINS: *packs*

WHuBooBooBaBa: Man, Blake, are you talking to yourself?

B jis Po ss72: I can't wait until I have a Porsche 911 Turbo cabriolet so I

can attract all sorts of hot bitches

WHuBooBooBaBa: Who else is watching this HBO s***?

Jlakebeff2: Sosa...

WHuBooBooBaBa: Cars don't do it.

WHuBooBooBaBa: You know what the key is P?

WHuBooBooBaBa: Seriously?

FOSASINS: i would but i dont got hbo in this room

B jis Po ss72: wanna bet?

WHuBooBooBaBa: I'll tell you.

RenguinSex P on Us: i dont have hbo

RenguinSex P on Us: :'(

FOSASINS: tell us batman

oODaiiTaiiOo: smelling good

Jlakebeff2: This guy wants a fetish party with a Subway Sandwich and

Chocolate Sauce

WHuBooBooBaBa: There's two ways to get women...

B jis Po ss72: money

FOSASINS: i know it sucks penguin, we need hbo

B jis Po ss72: money

RenguinSex P on Us: i have to hear this

FOSASINS: a sammich?

WHuBooBooBaBa: 1. Don't care at all.? Seriously, gays do it all the time.

When I don't give a f*** then I get women.

B jis Po ss72: skeet on the teets

RenguinSex P on Us: i'll f*** you for a sammich

oODaiiTaiiOo: :-*

FOSASINS: *gives sammich*

Jlakebeff2: a subway sandwich penguin?

B jis Po ss72: haha

FOSASINS: *lies back*

oODaiiTaiiOo: what would you do for a clondike bar

FOSASINS: bring it on

B jis Po ss72: I'd kill a man

Jlakebeff2: I'd eat out a woman

WHuBooBooBaBa: 2. Want to get a peice of p***y as if your life depended on

it.? Desperate dude's will say some seriouslf f***ED stuff to get into a

girls panties.? And if he means it, that s*** will work.

RenguinSex P on Us: quiznos bitch

B jis Po ss72: BWU is amazing

Jlakebeff2: This guy took a tootsie roll out of a woman's p***y

B jis Po ss72: haha, sweet

FOSASINS: so you suggest both extremes

RenguinSex P on Us: ok that is disgusting

FOSASINS: damn

WHuBooBooBaBa: I swear to you, I get p***y by either 1. not caring or 2.

having to have sex as if I'm going to die.

FOSASINS: wtf

oODaiiTaiiOo: hey penguin

Jlakebeff2: ooh.....he found a quarter too

WHuBooBooBaBa: I had a girl buy me lunch today.? We're going out Saturday

night.? She KNOWS I'm poor, still willing to do this s***.

RenguinSex P on Us: hi jaii

oODaiiTaiiOo: how yooooou doin? ;-)

FOSASINS: oh GoD@!

oODaiiTaiiOo: thats all i got

B jis Po ss72: I'm poor and ugly

RenguinSex P on Us: a quarter?? hahahhahha

Jlakebeff2: Sosa, this chick is named Air Force Amy

B jis Po ss72: and shy

WHuBooBooBaBa: I'm like, "Uh, I got money, but it's all being saved for the

Bengals game."

RenguinSex P on Us: i want to see that in a magic act

B jis Po ss72: I'm triple screwed

WHuBooBooBaBa: Oh, well sorry then you won't get any.

FOSASINS: lol

WHuBooBooBaBa: There's unwritten rule number 3.

B jis Po ss72: haha

WHuBooBooBaBa: 3.? Don't be ugly.

B jis Po ss72: indeed

oODaiiTaiiOo: lol

RenguinSex P on Us: look kids i can pull a quarter out of her p***y

Jlakebeff2: well it's over now Sosa...i'll be back

FOSASINS: "woman what the hell is this is doing in here?"

WHuBooBooBaBa: I'm just kidding man, ugly kids get some all the time.

B jis Po ss72: weighing 600lbs. has its drawbacks...

B jis Po ss72: :-(

FOSASINS: later dude

WHuBooBooBaBa: You just have to do it harder.

Jlakebeff2: whoa dude.....Silver Dollar

WHuBooBooBaBa: Or lower your standards.

FOSASINS: thanks for the entertainment

B jis Po ss72: my standards...has all the parts a girl should have

FOSASINS: my standards: alive

FOSASINS: and female

WHuBooBooBaBa: I don

WHuBooBooBaBa: You play football?

Jlakebeff2: Alive and three holes

B jis Po ss72: Penguin has yet to reply to my thread...

B jis Po ss72: :-(

WHuBooBooBaBa: Because if you wear a football jersey in college it's a p***y

magnet.

RenguinSex P on Us: which thread?

WHuBooBooBaBa: I've seen dudes who have NO BUSINESS being with a woman.

Jlakebeff2: the third hole is optional

oODaiiTaiiOo: Enter

oODaiiTaiiOo: Rump

WHuBooBooBaBa: But they have an Ohio State jersey in their locker.

FOSASINS: being awake is optional to

GarlinsMenGngr has entered the room.

Jlakebeff2: is it bad when you stick your hand up a woman's p***y and find a

lottery ticket?

GarlinsMenGngr: yes im back

FOSASINS: ramp!

GarlinsMenGngr: hot body isnt til 2 am

HarlowGolden: it's a lot easier for an ugly guy to get a hot chick, than an

ugly chick get a hot guy.

GarlinsMenGngr: im retarded

B jis Po ss72: haha, awesome

FOSASINS: some people get on teams just to get laid

Jlakebeff2: so is it?

jameblane has left the room.

RenguinSex P on Us: its good if its the winning ticket

FOSASINS: yes jeff

B jis Po ss72: an ugly guy with a hot chick is...

Jlakebeff2: exactly penguin

FOSASINS: well unless like penguin said

B jis Po ss72: that doesn't happen unless the guy is rich

WHuBooBooBaBa: And if you can't get with a woman: jerk off.

HarlowGolden: surprisingly common

WHuBooBooBaBa: Or lose the weight and hit the gym and buff up.

FOSASINS: true

Jlakebeff2: what's the most unexpected thing you've ever found in a woman's

p***y

B jis Po ss72: grenade

Jlakebeff2: other then someone else

RenguinSex P on Us: i have dated some ugly doods before

FOSASINS: my d***

RenguinSex P on Us: i just like a guy who is funny

WHuBooBooBaBa: Well, ladies and germs my lady is iming me.

WHuBooBooBaBa: I'm out.

Jlakebeff2: did you pull the pin fritz?

WHuBooBooBaBa: ;-)

GarlinsMenGngr: later baw

FOSASINS: later dude

WHuBooBooBaBa has left the room.

B jis Po ss72: I wish I was funny

Jlakebeff2: what if you found a roll of quarters?

B jis Po ss72: :-(

HarlowGolden: where's juanky

FOSASINS: save it for meter parking

B jis Po ss72: he's away

FOSASINS: and kick the whore out of my bed

Jlakebeff2: how bout a york peppermiint patty?

FOSASINS: slap her for holding out

Jlakebeff2: haha

Jlakebeff2: would you still eat the patty though

GarlinsMenGngr: hi j

FOSASINS: why not

oODaiiTaiiOo: hi

Jlakebeff2: it's dirty

HarlowGolden: :-(

RenguinSex P on Us: you can eat a girl out but not eat the patty?

FOSASINS: wrapper?

B jis Po ss72: Berman is really getting gay

B jis Po ss72: WTF is wrong with that kid

Jlakebeff2: good point penguin

FOSASINS: yeah

FOSASINS: but still, wrapper?

Jlakebeff2: yyeah wrapper

RenguinSex P on Us: hahaha

FOSASINS: oh no doubt

oODaiiTaiiOo: i want to skeet on you all

oODaiiTaiiOo: except harlow

GarlinsMenGngr: eat what patty?

Jlakebeff2: A york peppermint patty found in a woman's p***y

FOSASINS: a patty you found in a girls p***y

RenguinSex P on Us: peppermint patty

GarlinsMenGngr: how long has it been there?

HarlowGolden: bye bye

HarlowGolden has left the room.

FOSASINS: lol

RenguinSex P on Us: ok what about a corndog?

Jlakebeff2: a week Ramp

FOSASINS: good question

GarlinsMenGngr: 1 week?

Jlakebeff2: yeah

GarlinsMenGngr: and is the girl hot?

RenguinSex P on Us: woa a week?

Jlakebeff2: no

FOSASINS: never liked corn dogs much

GarlinsMenGngr: she isnt hot?

FOSASINS: shits are nasty

Jlakebeff2: nope

GarlinsMenGngr: f*** no i wouldnt eat it

Jlakebeff2: thank youi

Jlakebeff2: see Ramp agrees with me

B jis Po ss72: c**k

RenguinSex P on Us: lmao what the difference mattii?

GarlinsMenGngr: its all mental

RenguinSex P on Us: thats true

Jlakebeff2: the smell would melt the chocolate

GarlinsMenGngr: oh dear

RenguinSex P on Us: LOL

FOSASINS: jermaine thinks mike is guilty and said it to a paper?

FOSASINS: thats one f***ed up family

oODaiiTaiiOo: :-*

RenguinSex P on Us: well duh look at michael

Jlakebeff2: Ramp would you eat a six inch subway hoagie if the cold cuts

came from a woman's ass?

RenguinSex P on Us: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

FOSASINS: oh God

GarlinsMenGngr: what is on the hoagie and is she hot?

oODaiiTaiiOo: lol

RenguinSex P on Us: hahahahahahahha

Jlakebeff2: Tomatoes, Onions and Roast Beef and yes she's hot but the roast

beef was from her ass

RenguinSex P on Us: this is great

GarlinsMenGngr: im more of a turkey guy myself.... so no

oODaiiTaiiOo: i would eat a york peppermint patty if it was in xXx-tina's...

oODaiiTaiiOo: purse

Jlakebeff2: alright what about Turkey but it came from her twat.

RenguinSex P on Us: eeeww it would be all melted

B jis Po ss72: pocket

GarlinsMenGngr: is she hot PA?

oODaiiTaiiOo: so worth it

Jlakebeff2: yeah

GarlinsMenGngr: how long has it been there?

RenguinSex P on Us: hahahah

GarlinsMenGngr: and do i get to dip it in honey mustard

FOSASINS: lol

Jlakebeff2: it's fresh...she just put it up there an hour ago

RenguinSex P on Us: mmm honey mustard

GarlinsMenGngr: yes i would eat it

Jlakebeff2: what if there was secret sauce on it

B jis Po ss72: honey mustard?

B jis Po ss72: where?

RenguinSex P on Us: how secret?

GarlinsMenGngr: she is hot though right?

Jlakebeff2: very secret

TealMonster17 has left the room.

GarlinsMenGngr: i dont care how secret, i eat it

Jlakebeff2: yeah she is

GarlinsMenGngr: if she is way hot

GarlinsMenGngr: lol

Jlakebeff2: even if it's her masturbation fluids??

GarlinsMenGngr: i like turkey

FOSASINS: monthly fluids?

RenguinSex P on Us: dood now that i think about it thats gross

FOSASINS: *puked*

GarlinsMenGngr: shut up sosa

Jlakebeff2: so now it's p***y Turkey, Onions, Tomatoes topped off with

Masturbation fluids

RenguinSex P on Us: lmao sosa just made it worse

FOSASINS: lol

GarlinsMenGngr: i dont like onions

FOSASINS: when he said secret sauce, thats where my mind went

FOSASINS: lol

Jlakebeff2: sorry Onions were her flavor of the day

GarlinsMenGngr: sosa loves a good rainbow kiss

Jlakebeff2: hahahaahahah

FOSASINS: :-X

RenguinSex P on Us: hahahahahah

Jlakebeff2: :-P

GarlinsMenGngr: i myself enjoy giving out a dirty sanchez or two.... a night

Jlakebeff2: alright...next question

B jis Po ss72: LMAO masturbation fluids

RenguinSex P on Us: what is it with you and anal?

Jlakebeff2: Would you find it funny if a woman excreted three muskateers

instead of masturbation fluids?

oODaiiTaiiOo: may i skeet on you

GarlinsMenGngr: shut up penguin

FOSASINS: wtf

GarlinsMenGngr: yes PA

B jis Po ss72: yes

Jlakebeff2: would u still eat them though?

B jis Po ss72: yes

GarlinsMenGngr: how fresh are they?

Jlakebeff2: week old

GarlinsMenGngr: yes

Jlakebeff2: semi-melted

FOSASINS: make it a snickers and yes

RenguinSex P on Us: i love three muskateers

GarlinsMenGngr: the best!

Jlakebeff2: BUT.....

GarlinsMenGngr: i think penguin means that in a different way

Jlakebeff2: It came from Fishy

B jis Po ss72: if it were a Hershey's bar...

B jis Po ss72: yummy

GarlinsMenGngr: she loves having 3 muskateers at once

RenguinSex P on Us: i do

GarlinsMenGngr: and no PA

B jis Po ss72: oh dear

B jis Po ss72: showerhead + 3 musketeers

oODaiiTaiiOo: too bad penguin is married

RenguinSex P on Us: *dies*

oODaiiTaiiOo: she had potential

FOSASINS: marriage?

GarlinsMenGngr: i still own her ass

FOSASINS: damn

Jlakebeff2: Would you have a bowl of Ice Milk from a lactating woman?

B jis Po ss72: Canada?

RenguinSex P on Us: lol no not really sosa

GarlinsMenGngr: is she hot PA?

FOSASINS: *celebrates*

oODaiiTaiiOo: its just not the same hitting on a married chikkk

RenguinSex P on Us: just taken

Jlakebeff2: yes

GarlinsMenGngr: then yes i would

Jlakebeff2: she's lactating like a motherf***er though

B jis Po ss72: I'd drink milk from a hot chick's tit

GarlinsMenGngr: gimme some rice krispies and im good

RenguinSex P on Us: dood that s*** tastes nasty

FOSASINS: milk, thta reminds me

B jis Po ss72: chocolate chip cookies and tit milk

FOSASINS: ill be back

B jis Po ss72: yummy

oODaiiTaiiOo: :\ how do u know xxxtina

RenguinSex P on Us: it doesnt taste like milk

B jis Po ss72: never tasted tit milk

Jlakebeff2: what if that milk featured little cookie particles?

oODaiiTaiiOo: how do you know

GarlinsMenGngr: even better!

B jis Po ss72: that'd be amazing

oODaiiTaiiOo: lol

GarlinsMenGngr: i love cookie particles

RenguinSex P on Us: i know my friend accidentally drank it

Jlakebeff2: haha

oODaiiTaiiOo: lol

B jis Po ss72: "your friend" eh

GarlinsMenGngr: "my friend"

B jis Po ss72: sure

GarlinsMenGngr: lol

RenguinSex P on Us: lmao

RenguinSex P on Us: yea he's married

GarlinsMenGngr: "he"

Jlakebeff2: What if your woman was like an ice cream machine and if you

touched her left breast vanilla came out and the right side which was a

little more painful was like rocky road?

GarlinsMenGngr: awesome!

RenguinSex P on Us: his wife was using a breast pump and left some in the

fridge

B jis Po ss72: JAWESOME

RenguinSex P on Us: it was late at night and he thought it was regular milk

B jis Po ss72: what if a woman lactated skeet

RenguinSex P on Us: said he nearly died

Jlakebeff2: what flavored skeet fritz?

B jis Po ss72: uh-huh

B jis Po ss72: the way it smells

Jlakebeff2: hmm

GarlinsMenGngr: blumpkin time!

RenguinSex P on Us: hahaha blumpkin

B jis Po ss72: donkey punch

GarlinsMenGngr: lol

GarlinsMenGngr: arabian goggles

oODaiiTaiiOo: =-O

B jis Po ss72: strawberry shortcake

GarlinsMenGngr: whats that?

GarlinsMenGngr: oh god

GarlinsMenGngr: nevermind

Jlakebeff2: would you rather have drink lactated milk from roseanne and get

a million dollars or lactated milk from Britney Spears and get evicted from

your house?

B jis Po ss72: million dollars

FOSASINS: damn

GarlinsMenGngr: is the milk off her tit?

Jlakebeff2: yeah

GarlinsMenGngr: or in a cup?

FOSASINS: million dollars?

FOSASINS: or eviction?

GarlinsMenGngr: id take the money

FOSASINS: me to

Jlakebeff2: Fritz.....you get the million if you hook up if you drink

roseanne's lactate

GarlinsMenGngr: lol teet

Jlakebeff2: then you all would drink Roseanne's lactate

GarlinsMenGngr: ohwell

GarlinsMenGngr: 1 mil?

oODaiiTaiiOo: :-*

B jis Po ss72: haha, sweet

GarlinsMenGngr: f*** yea

GarlinsMenGngr: hell id f*** her too

Jlakebeff2: Britney is Britney though

Jlakebeff2: eww....Ramp how drunk are you

FOSASINS: i dont want to live under a bridge with some crazy dude named

grady

GarlinsMenGngr: very drunkl

GarlinsMenGngr: lool

Jlakebeff2: would you rather drink lactated milk from Matt Perisho or Ricky

Bottalico?

GarlinsMenGngr: Ricky

B jis Po ss72: Perisho

FOSASINS: ok we're crossing the line

GarlinsMenGngr: he can pitch

GarlinsMenGngr: lol

RenguinSex P on Us: perisho

Jlakebeff2: are you a lefty penguin cause he only lactates for lefties

GarlinsMenGngr: what is your price...

RenguinSex P on Us: hahaha

GarlinsMenGngr: for someone to take a dump on your face?

FOSASINS: im lefty

B jis Po ss72: would you rather masturbate on Britney's face or tits?

RenguinSex P on Us: darn i'm a rightie

FOSASINS: why id i say that

GarlinsMenGngr: again...

Jlakebeff2: then he'd be high and outside to you Penguin

oODaiiTaiiOo: > :o

GarlinsMenGngr: what is your price for someone to take a dump on your face

Jlakebeff2: $10

FOSASINS: no price for me

GarlinsMenGngr: lol

B jis Po ss72: I pay you

RenguinSex P on Us: lol

Jlakebeff2: is it Britney Spears dumping on my face?

GarlinsMenGngr: no

Jlakebeff2: and is there corn in the dump?

GarlinsMenGngr: it's J

oODaiiTaiiOo: :D

GarlinsMenGngr: and there is no corn

RenguinSex P on Us: hahahahah

FOSASINS: for God sakes im eating

Jlakebeff2: oh....since it's J...free

GarlinsMenGngr: it isnt wet

FOSASINS: god damn

GarlinsMenGngr: just a normal 5 o clock dump

oODaiiTaiiOo: :-!

B jis Po ss72: cum bucket

Jlakebeff2: Would you eat a corn dump made by a hot woman?

GarlinsMenGngr: no

GarlinsMenGngr: well

FOSASINS: these cookies dont taste the same all of a sudden

FOSASINS: damn you all

RenguinSex P on Us: lmao

GarlinsMenGngr: do i get to do her after?

Jlakebeff2: yeah

GarlinsMenGngr: and would everyone know i hate the dump?

B jis Po ss72: NO

Jlakebeff2: yes

GarlinsMenGngr: then no.

GarlinsMenGngr: lol

GarlinsMenGngr: unless it was christy hemme

GarlinsMenGngr: mmmmm

Jlakebeff2: You get sex with Britney but I would know that you ate her corn

s***

GarlinsMenGngr: lol

B jis Po ss72: would you f*** Tom Cruise in order to f*** Britney Spears and

Halle Berry at the same time?

GarlinsMenGngr: but u would know that iu f***ed her too

GarlinsMenGngr: yes fritz

Jlakebeff2: yeah

RenguinSex P on Us: HAHAHAHAHA

GarlinsMenGngr: cruise is a dreamboat

Jlakebeff2: Tom Cruise is a stu

Jlakebeff2: stud

Jlakebeff2: :-*

B jis Po ss72: Cruise is pretty hot

B jis Po ss72: *skeets*

RenguinSex P on Us: i wouldnt even f*** tom cruise

GarlinsMenGngr: he would be a good lay

Jlakebeff2: aww skeet skeet skeet

oODaiiTaiiOo: http://www.dipacephotography.com/portraits/loduca001.jpg

oODaiiTaiiOo: LoDuca

Jlakebeff2: which marlin would you want to do the most

FOSASINS: heres my question, i was talking about this with someone the other

day... dont ask how we got to this. would you drink urine for the chance to

get it on with gabrielle union

RenguinSex P on Us: mike lowell hands down

Jlakebeff2: not gabrielle union but yes i would drink urine

oODaiiTaiiOo: xxxtina

GarlinsMenGngr: well, union is hot but id drink some urine to f*** a hot

bitch

oODaiiTaiiOo: we said Marlin

Xxnotjuankyxx has left the room.

oODaiiTaiiOo: :|

B jis Po ss72: I'd drink piss to f*** Gabrielle

Jlakebeff2: i'd drink urine to hook up with Misty May

GarlinsMenGngr: ugh

oODaiiTaiiOo: whos piss

RenguinSex P on Us: *dies*

B jis Po ss72: Misty May ain't that hot

Jlakebeff2: haha

B jis Po ss72: she's way too skinny

B jis Po ss72: and too tall

Jlakebeff2: I'd drink urine to hook up with Anna Benson

GarlinsMenGngr: id drink piss to f*** a hot chick

Jlakebeff2: http://www.annabenson.net

FOSASINS: gabrielle union is to damn fine, but i keep thinking about the

piss

B jis Po ss72: short girls = uber-hawt

FOSASINS: da,m

Xxnotjuankyxx has entered the room.

B jis Po ss72: haha, Anna Benson has some serious jugs

Xxnotjuankyxx: hola

GarlinsMenGngr: every girl is short to me, so i need someone atleast 5 '3

oODaiiTaiiOo: hi!

Jlakebeff2: Kris Benson's wife

FOSASINS: juanky!

Jlakebeff2: I'd drink urine for Ashlee Simpson

GarlinsMenGngr: ok serious question...

Xxnotjuankyxx: hello

Xxnotjuankyxx: serious question?

Jlakebeff2: I'd also drink urine for juankii tho

B jis Po ss72: I like girls from 5'2" to 5'6"

GarlinsMenGngr: would u let some dood skeet on your face for your chance to

f*** any girl u wanted?

B jis Po ss72: I'm 5'11"

B jis Po ss72: something about shorties

FOSASINS: wow

Jlakebeff2: good question Ramp

Xxnotjuankyxx: no

GarlinsMenGngr: thanks PA

B jis Po ss72: maybe because I want to helicopter one

FOSASINS: thats a very good question

GarlinsMenGngr: me and my roomies talk about this s*** all the time

FOSASINS: any girl?

Jlakebeff2: would you get a chance to clean off before f***ing the girl?

GarlinsMenGngr: ANY GIRL

GarlinsMenGngr: yes PA

oODaiiTaiiOo: nah

RenguinSex P on Us: i am 5'6" fritz

FOSASINS: at all times or is just a one time option?

Jlakebeff2: hmm

GarlinsMenGngr: um

B jis Po ss72: are you trying to seduce me, Penguin?

GarlinsMenGngr: u f*** her once

B jis Po ss72: because it's certainly working

RenguinSex P on Us: yes, yes i am

GarlinsMenGngr: but she could fall in love with u

FOSASINS: no

Jlakebeff2: time limit ramp?

B jis Po ss72: OH DEAR

GarlinsMenGngr: 1 hour

B jis Po ss72: *head explodes*

Jlakebeff2: 1 hour with her for my best stuff?

GarlinsMenGngr: dood, if she is that hot it wont last more than1? minute

GarlinsMenGngr: 1 min

oODaiiTaiiOo: lol

FOSASINS: time limit and its a one time option? and i got to get skeeted on

by a guy?

FOSASINS: damn

Jlakebeff2: who would know about the skeetage?

GarlinsMenGngr: yes

B jis Po ss72: no

Xxnotjuankyxx: :-\

GarlinsMenGngr: um everyone

GarlinsMenGngr: but it works both ways

Xxnotjuankyxx: no

Jlakebeff2: what'd you say

GarlinsMenGngr: everyone would be impressed about the f***ing

GarlinsMenGngr: i have no clue

oODaiiTaiiOo: wow this pic qwnz

GarlinsMenGngr: id say no

Jlakebeff2: I think i'd do it

oODaiiTaiiOo: http://www.dipacephotography.com/portraits/pujols001.jpg

Xxnotjuankyxx: an tina isnt 5-6

FOSASINS: i got to go with juanky

RenguinSex P on Us: there would be a livecam on mb.com of the skeetage

FOSASINS: the skeeting is to much

GarlinsMenGngr: woah

GarlinsMenGngr: NO PENGUIN

RenguinSex P on Us: lmao

Jlakebeff2: the skeetage is the perk though

GarlinsMenGngr: no one else sees it

GarlinsMenGngr: but peiople know abou tit

GarlinsMenGngr: i said tit

RenguinSex P on Us: i am 5'6"

Jlakebeff2: I'm more happy about the skeetage....;-)

GarlinsMenGngr: you are like 5 '1 xxx

RenguinSex P on Us: lmao what?

GarlinsMenGngr: sorry

GarlinsMenGngr: i mean 5 ' 11

Jlakebeff2: SOSA how them p***y cookies your eating

Jlakebeff2: Oh Juanky??? Would you eat a Subway Sandwich found in a woman's

p***y?

FOSASINS: i finished them already, drinking milk now

Jlakebeff2: lactated milk?

FOSASINS: they just didnt taste the same

B jis Po ss72: would you eat an Oreo that was in Rosanne's vagina?

FOSASINS: damn you all

Jlakebeff2: from Ellen Degeneres?

FOSASINS: nah, regular milk

FOSASINS: from a cow

RenguinSex P on Us: juanky arent we the same height?

GarlinsMenGngr: i saw a movie with ellen and sharon stone as dykes

Xxnotjuankyxx: no blake, because i dont like subway

GarlinsMenGngr: ellen has a nice rack

B jis Po ss72: LOL, Juanky is short

FOSASINS: ellen wasnt acting

Jlakebeff2: Would anyone else drink Milk produced from Anne Heche?

Xxnotjuankyxx: u were a lil shorter tina and im 5'7"

GarlinsMenGngr: lol

B jis Po ss72: Anne Heche is ugly

Jlakebeff2: I so wish we could post this convo on the board...

RenguinSex P on Us: ok then i am 5'6"

Jlakebeff2: this whole page

Xxnotjuankyxx: im getting sick lag

oODaiiTaiiOo: you do and your never invited again NARK

FOSASINS: lol

FOSASINS: what jaii said

B jis Po ss72: haha

Xxnotjuankyxx: well we could

B jis Po ss72: exactly

oODaiiTaiiOo: DT pulled that s*** once, notice him here

Jlakebeff2: Would you drink milk produced by Star Jones??

RenguinSex P on Us: lol i would post it

FOSASINS: hell no

FOSASINS: God no

GarlinsMenGngr: no PA

B jis Po ss72: not if I was dying of thirst

Xxnotjuankyxx: id post if i didnt have the whole thing

Xxnotjuankyxx: hey blake

FOSASINS: GOD NO

Xxnotjuankyxx: send me the entire thin

Xxnotjuankyxx: g

Xxnotjuankyxx: ill post it

GarlinsMenGngr: but i would drink her milk in order to get to someone like

Stacy Keibler

oODaiiTaiiOo: i boo you all

oODaiiTaiiOo: see, like im so not that desperate

B jis Po ss72: would you get skeeted on by Oprah in order to have the money

she makes in one day?

oODaiiTaiiOo: i dont think i would do any of this crap

FOSASINS: yes

GarlinsMenGngr: yes fritz

Jlakebeff2: yes

GarlinsMenGngr: no questions asked!

RenguinSex P on Us: jaii used to get skeet from me for free

GarlinsMenGngr: in the mial

GarlinsMenGngr: mail

FOSASINS: oprahs female and its money

oODaiiTaiiOo: trew, they she got married

RenguinSex P on Us: we still have a kid though

oODaiiTaiiOo: no skeet for me anymore

RenguinSex P on Us: how is little trizzle nut

oODaiiTaiiOo: he went backpacking through europe

GarlinsMenGngr: lol

Jlakebeff2: Would you skeet Nick Lachey for a chance to get with the Simpson

sisters/

RenguinSex P on Us: damnit i wanted to do that

oODaiiTaiiOo: took a year off before med skool

B jis Po ss72: backpacking through Europe...meh

GarlinsMenGngr: skeet nick lachey?

Xxnotjuankyxx: one sec

GarlinsMenGngr: what does that mean?

oODaiiTaiiOo: graduated from stanford already

Jlakebeff2: let Nick Lachey skeet you in the mouth

GarlinsMenGngr: oh

B jis Po ss72: Ashley is not attractive

B jis Po ss72: Jessica is a f***ing goddess

Jlakebeff2: Ashlee is hot in a got sort of way

RenguinSex P on Us: I'D SKEET NICK LACHE

GarlinsMenGngr: shut up penguin

RenguinSex P on Us: lol

GarlinsMenGngr: no i couldnt do it

B jis Po ss72: ho

GarlinsMenGngr: although nick is a good looking man

RenguinSex P on Us: he is hottness

GarlinsMenGngr: :-X

Jlakebeff2: Juanky is posting this on the board

B jis Po ss72: Nick is hawt

FOSASINS: what was the latest question?

RenguinSex P on Us: and any guy that can sing already has a bonus point from me

B jis Po ss72: I can sing

B jis Po ss72: I sound like s***

RenguinSex P on Us: lol

RenguinSex P on Us: sing well

B jis Po ss72: oh, f***

B jis Po ss72: I got my big black wang

B jis Po ss72: is that enough?

oODaiiTaiiOo: lol

FOSASINS: lol

 

 

The stories above are true. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.

when is this chat held...

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If this is the one I was in.. about 9 I think.... but it was still going past 11

Was that in the chat last night?

 

I was only in the chat for a total of 5 minutes :lol

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What chat?

do they have these everyday...

and is it by invite only?

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Yes to both.

If you're going to post what people say without their permission, at least do it for something that's interesting or entertaining.

If you're going to post what people say without their permission, at least do it for something that's interesting or entertaining.

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The lack of posts by Fishii makes it incredibly awesome, IMHO.

 

:plain

I have no idea what was going on, I just got invited into a room because they said free cookies would be given out.

If you're going to post what people say without their permission, at least do it for something that's interesting or entertaining.

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We ran it by everyone that was still in the room :thumbup

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