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Any time a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

 

 

 

It was mealtime during a flight on El-Al. "Would you like dinner?," the flight attendant asked Moshe, seated in front. "What are my choices?," Moshe asked.

She replied, "Yes or no!"

 

 

 

An elderly Jewish man is knocked down by a car and is brought to the local hospital. A pretty nurse tucks him into bed and says, "Mr. Epstein, are you comfortable?" Epstein replies, "I make a nice living..."

 

 

Three Jewish women get together for lunch. As they are being seated in the restaurant, one takes a deep breath and gives a long, slow "oy." The second takes a deep breath as well and lets out a long, slow "oy." The third takes a deep breath and says impatiently,

"Girls, I thought we agreed that we weren't going to talk about our children."

 

 

 

A waiter comes over to a table full of Jewish women at a country club and asks, "Is anything all right?"

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