Bradcore Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 1. Phone NASA. Their Phone number is (713) 483-3111. Explain that it's very important that you get away as soon as possible. 2 If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in the White House-(202) 456-1414-to have a word on your behlaf with the guys at NASA. 3. If you don't have any friends in the White House, phone the Kremlin (ask the overseas operator for 0107-095-295-9051). They don't have any friends there either (at least, none to speak of), but they do seem to have a little influence, so you may as well try. 4. If that also fails, phone the Pope for guidance. His telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and I gather his switchboards is infallible. 5. If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that de's vitally important you get away before your phone bill arrives. -Douglas Adams. I tried some of these numbers. They are legit. I thought they were joke numbers. I was surprised when I got the actual White House. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarlinFan10 Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 :whistle Best book ever written. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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