Posted March 29, 200520 yr Are you sick of these quizzes? Look to your right...what's the first thing you see? Do you prefer to shave before or after showers? When was the last time you engaged in any sexual activity? Member you want to be on a desert island with? What ring tone do you have on your cell phone right now? What is your favorite profanic word? Character on "The Simpson" you can compare yourself to? Do you consider yourself a Sabermetrician or a traditionalist? If you were in charge of MB.com for one day what would you do? Favorite period in baseball history? Favorite uni of all time in any sport?
March 29, 200520 yr Are you sick of these quizzes? Yeah, Kinda...but I'm still doing them, so I guess not much. Look to your right...what's the first thing you see? A wall. Do you prefer to shave before or after showers? After When was the last time you engaged in any sexual activity? I will not reveal that to you clowns Member you want to be on a desert island with? Bob Dole What ring tone do you have on your cell phone right now? A regular phone ring. What is your favorite profanic word? cockgobbler Character on "The Simpson" you can compare yourself to? Sideshow Bob Do you consider yourself a Sabermetrician or a traditionalist? Would be a sabermetrician if I had the time. If you were in charge of MB.com for one day what would you do? Ban everyone but myself. Favorite period in baseball history? 1984-1984, I don't know. Favorite uni of all time in any sport? Tigers Home
March 29, 200520 yr Are you sick of these quizzes? Yes Look to your right...what's the first thing you see? Closet doors. Do you prefer to shave before or after showers? Before When was the last time you engaged in any sexual activity? ---- Member you want to be on a desert island with? Hollyberry, she'll kill the boredom. What ring tone do you have on your cell phone right now? Baseball Tonight theme What is your favorite profanic word? f*** Character on "The Simpson" you can compare yourself to? Canadian Flanders Do you consider yourself a Sabermetrician or a traditionalist? Sabermetrician, but I still embrace some traditionalist values If you were in charge of MB.com for one day what would you do? Use Das's ban stick. Favorite period in baseball history? Late 90's through today. Favorite uni of all time in any sport? The uni the Blue Jays wore in the late 80's through early 90's.
March 29, 200520 yr Are you sick of these quizzes? Nope Look to your right...what's the first thing you see? Television Do you prefer to shave before or after showers? Before When was the last time you engaged in any sexual activity? :plain Member you want to be on a desert island with? Das Texan What ring tone do you have on your cell phone right now? Vibrate What is your favorite profanic word? f*** Character on "The Simpson" you can compare yourself to? Homer Do you consider yourself a Sabermetrician or a traditionalist? Tradionalist If you were in charge of MB.com for one day what would you do? I'd be so nervous I would probably just go omg omg all day Favorite period in baseball history? Steroid era Favorite uni of all time in any sport? Marlins sleeveless jersey with TEAL undershirt
March 29, 200520 yr Are you sick of these quizzes? Only the really long ones. Look to your right...what's the first thing you see? My TV. Do you prefer to shave before or after showers? Before. When was the last time you engaged in any sexual activity? I won't say. :plain Member you want to be on a desert island with? Admin :lol :whistle What ring tone do you have on your cell phone right now? Lean Back, too lazy to change. What is your favorite profanic word? s h i t :o Character on "The Simpson" you can compare yourself to? Homer, Bart, and Nelson Do you consider yourself a Sabermetrician or a traditionalist? Traditionalist If you were in charge of MB.com for one day what would you do? No more stars/asterisks! Favorite period in baseball history? Call me crazy, but the Steve Bartman incident. Favorite uni of all time in any sport? Bulls pinstripes :hat
March 29, 200520 yr Are you sick of these quizzes? They are ok Look to your right...what's the first thing you see? Illinois Fighting Illini pennant, and a wall Do you prefer to shave before or after showers? I shave whenever I have time When was the last time you engaged in any sexual activity? Hahaha, do you really think anybody will answer that one? Member you want to be on a desert island with? Any of the hot girls :notworthy What ring tone do you have on your cell phone right now? The Illinois Loyalty What is your favorite profanic word? s*** Character on "The Simpson" you can compare yourself to? Bart Do you consider yourself a Sabermetrician or a traditionalist? A mixture of both, saying you are one or the other is being closed minded If you were in charge of MB.com for one day what would you do? Make nude pictures of fine women legal :shifty Favorite period in baseball history? The pitching era in the 60's, I love good pitching Favorite uni of all time in any sport? A tie between the Orange Fighting Illini Basketball jerseys and the White pin striped White Sox jerseys
March 29, 200520 yr Are you sick of these quizzes? not really Look to your right...what's the first thing you see? Lamp Do you prefer to shave before or after showers? Before!? what!? who does that? When was the last time you engaged in any sexual activity? this morning...you said ANY!? Member you want to be on a desert island with? A girl that thinks I'm funny What ring tone do you have on your cell phone right now? it's too neat to give it away What is your favorite profanic word? a**hole Character on "The Simpson" you can compare yourself to? i don't watch it, i know it's good, but too much yellow for me! Do you consider yourself a Sabermetrician or a traditionalist? Exactly If you were in charge of MB.com for one day what would you do? start a "Win A Date With...PlayAtThePlate" topic! i could do that anyway!! Favorite period in baseball history? '80s and '90s Favorite uni of all time in any sport? current Marlins :thumbup
March 29, 200520 yr Are you sick of these quizzes? Nope. Look to your right...what's the first thing you see? Books. Do you prefer to shave before or after showers? During? When was the last time you engaged in any sexual activity? : X Member you want to be on a desert island with? Hmm...Admin or Passion. What ring tone do you have on your cell phone right now? Southpark - Kyles Moms A B****. It's awesome. What is your favorite profanic word? F***. Character on "The Simpson" you can compare yourself to? Don't watch the Simpsons. Do you consider yourself a Sabermetrician or a traditionalist? Traditionalist? If you were in charge of MB.com for one day what would you do? Ban a lot of people. :shifty Favorite period in baseball history? Every year after the Cubs won their last world series. Favorite uni of all time in any sport? I like the Yankees home uniform a lot...
March 29, 200520 yr Are you sick of these quizzes? No. Look to your right...what's the first thing you see? Cup from Camden Yards Do you prefer to shave before or after showers? During, that way I don't have to clean up When was the last time you engaged in any sexual activity? Well if the rest of you aren't saying, I'm not either Member you want to be on a desert island with? Um, I don't know if I can pick one. Can I have a group? What ring tone do you have on your cell phone right now? The Verve- Bittersweet symphony What is your favorite profanic word? f*** Character on "The Simpson" you can compare yourself to? The Male equivalent of Lisa Do you consider yourself a Sabermetrician or a traditionalist? Traditionalist who also is partial to statistical analysis If you were in charge of MB.com for one day what would you do? Ban Admin so I can be in charge longer Favorite period in baseball history? The Pitcher's Era. I'm a pitching kind of guy Favorite uni of all time in any sport? Hmm. Michigan's Blue home football jersey with their helmets. Good stuff.
March 29, 200520 yr Are you sick of these quizzes? A little Look to your right...what's the first thing you see? A lamp Do you prefer to shave before or after showers? Before When was the last time you engaged in any sexual activity? No comment Member you want to be on a desert island with? Miri What ring tone do you have on your cell phone right now? Mystery What is your favorite profanic word? Don't really have a fav. Character on "The Simpson" you can compare yourself to? Homer Do you consider yourself a Sabermetrician or a traditionalist? Tradionalist If you were in charge of MB.com for one day what would you do? Ban some people Favorite period in baseball history? After 1993 Favorite uni of all time in any sport? Marlins sleeveless jersey with TEAL undershirt tied with FIU Football Home jersey.
March 29, 200520 yr Are you sick of these quizzes? helps pass the time i guess Look to your right...what's the first thing you see? a wall with a picture on it. Do you prefer to shave before or after showers? after When was the last time you engaged in any sexual activity? ... Member you want to be on a desert island with? any of the legal groupies with "miss" "chic" "shortii" in their names. What ring tone do you have on your cell phone right now? nokia What is your favorite profanic word? f*** Character on "The Simpson" you can compare yourself to? milhouse Do you consider yourself a Sabermetrician or a traditionalist? a mix of both If you were in charge of MB.com for one day what would you do? flaunt my power to get all the ladies. Favorite period in baseball history? id say 93-august of 94 and 95-98. Favorite uni of all time in any sport? yankee pin stripes i guess
March 29, 200520 yr Are you sick of these quizzes? not yet Look to your right...what's the first thing you see? perfume Do you prefer to shave before or after showers? after When was the last time you engaged in any sexual activity? not saying Member you want to be on a desert island with? MaXx What ring tone do you have on your cell phone right now? theme from Disney's Beauty & the Beast What is your favorite profanic word? f*** Character on "The Simpson" you can compare yourself to? Marge, I guess Do you consider yourself a Sabermetrician or a traditionalist? traditionalist If you were in charge of MB.com for one day what would you do? :mischief muahahahaha Favorite period in baseball history? after '93, of course Favorite uni of all time in any sport? Marlins teal jerseys
March 29, 200520 yr Are you sick of these quizzes? nevah Look to your right...what's the first thing you see? my tv Do you prefer to shave before or after showers? doesnt matter to me When was the last time you engaged in any sexual activity? ) Member you want to be on a desert island with? Holly, so when I feel like ending myself, she can do it by boring me to death with her polls What ring tone do you have on your cell phone right now? Pearl Jam-Alive What is your favorite profanic word? f*** Character on "The Simpson" you can compare yourself to? Radioactive Man Do you consider yourself a Sabermetrician or a traditionalist? neither If you were in charge of MB.com for one day what would you do? charge an annual fee to everyone over 200 posts of $5... you dont like it, get out Favorite period in baseball history? Steroid Era Favorite uni of all time in any sport? Old Chargers jerseys powder blue
March 29, 200520 yr Are you sick of these quizzes? nope Look to your right...what's the first thing you see? a TV Do you prefer to shave before or after showers? after When was the last time you engaged in any sexual activity? you sound like my mom Member you want to be on a desert island with? LiLMeRmAiDxo What ring tone do you have on your cell phone right now? badinerie What is your favorite profanic word? twat Character on "The Simpson" you can compare yourself to? apu Do you consider yourself a Sabermetrician or a traditionalist? If you were in charge of MB.com for one day what would you do? transfer all the donations into my personal checking account Favorite period in baseball history? 1997-present Favorite uni of all time in any sport? womens beach volleyball...any country is cool with me
March 29, 200520 yr Are you sick of these quizzes? Hell yes Look to your right...what's the first thing you see? Junk Do you prefer to shave before or after showers? Never. When was the last time you engaged in any sexual activity? 5 minutes ago Member you want to be on a desert island with? cgator, cause i bet we would build a great shelter What ring tone do you have on your cell phone right now? Carmen What is your favorite profanic word? f*** and all variations of it Character on "The Simpson" you can compare yourself to? Troy McClure Do you consider yourself a Sabermetrician or a traditionalist? Traditionalist bitch If you were in charge of MB.com for one day what would you do? Ban Admin and then make this AstrosBaseball.com Favorite period in baseball history? Dead Ball Era Favorite uni of all time in any sport? Marlins old school jerseys and the Argentina basketball jersey
March 29, 200520 yr Are you sick of these quizzes? Si. Look to your right...what's the first thing you see? TV Do you prefer to shave before or after showers? During When was the last time you engaged in any sexual activity? 20 minutes ago, Im not joking. Member you want to be on a desert island with? MikeyFan What ring tone do you have on your cell phone right now? None What is your favorite profanic word? f***er Character on "The Simpson" you can compare yourself to? Smithers Do you consider yourself a Sabermetrician or a traditionalist? Combination If you were in charge of MB.com for one day what would you do? Perma Ban Marlins Favorite period in baseball history? 20s Favorite uni of all time in any sport? Home Kansas Basketball
March 29, 200520 yr Are you sick of these quizzes? No Look to your right...what's the first thing you see? My wall Do you prefer to shave before or after showers? Don't shave yet When was the last time you engaged in any sexual activity? Haven't Member you want to be on a desert island with? Mi... myself... What ring tone do you have on your cell phone right now? I have a cell phone?! What is your favorite profanic word? They aren't profanic words, they are f***ing sentence enhancers Character on "The Simpson" you can compare yourself to? Both Homer and Lisa (sometimes stupid, sometimes smart) Do you consider yourself a Sabermetrician or a traditionalist? Neither If you were in charge of MB.com for one day what would you do? Turn Admin into my lackey. Favorite period in baseball history? Don't have one Favorite uni of all time in any sport? Don't have one
March 29, 200520 yr Are you sick of these quizzes? Look to your right...what's the first thing you see? wall Do you prefer to shave before or after showers? during When was the last time you engaged in any sexual activity? last week Member you want to be on a desert island with? one who is no longer active What ring tone do you have on your cell phone right now? nothing fancy What is your favorite profanic word? ass munch motherf***er Character on "The Simpson" you can compare yourself to? Disco Stu Do you consider yourself a Sabermetrician or a traditionalist? Saber-whatever-ism If you were in charge of MB.com for one day what would you do? Merge the site with FloridaMarlins.com and their forums Favorite period in baseball history? Whenever Barroid doesn't play Favorite uni of all time in any sport? Current day dark Seattle Seahawks/Da U's
March 29, 200520 yr Are you sick of these quizzes? Indifferent Look to your right...what's the first thing you see? Door Do you prefer to shave before or after showers? After When was the last time you engaged in any sexual activity? Few days ago Member you want to be on a desert island with? Anyone with boobs or Passion What ring tone do you have on your cell phone right now? Something lame What is your favorite profanic word? Fvck Character on "The Simpson" you can compare yourself to? Carl Do you consider yourself a Sabermetrician or a traditionalist? Traditionalist If you were in charge of MB.com for one day what would you do? Ban anyone who claims to like the Red Sox (Juanky and Passion get free passes) Favorite period in baseball history? 1998-Present Favorite uni of all time in any sport? Current LA Dodgers or current FSU football
March 29, 200520 yr Are you sick of these quizzes? Yes Look to your right...what's the first thing you see? many, many files - i hate quarter close Do you prefer to shave before or after showers? after When was the last time you engaged in any sexual activity? sunday morning Member you want to be on a desert island with? I dunno .. depends on how long I'm on the island What ring tone do you have on your cell phone right now? the basic one that comes with it (my phone is ghetto, i fried out my old one in the sea of cortez) What is your favorite profanic word? C*ckmonkey Character on "The Simpson" you can compare yourself to? the leprechaun Do you consider yourself a Sabermetrician or a traditionalist? just a fan If you were in charge of MB.com for one day what would you do? keep everything status quo - i'm lazy Favorite period in baseball history? mid to late 80s with the exception of when the marlins entered the league, 97 & 2003 Favorite uni of all time in any sport? both seahawks
March 30, 200520 yr Are you sick of these quizzes? Nah Look to your right...what's the first thing you see? A pretty much empty pretzel jug now used to hold change Do you prefer to shave before or after showers? During When was the last time you engaged in any sexual activity? With another person? About 3 months ago Member you want to be on a desert island with? Admin's sister What ring tone do you have on your cell phone right now? I hate cellphones and people who own cellphones What is your favorite profanic word? f*** Character on "The Simpson" you can compare yourself to? Millhouse Do you consider yourself a Sabermetrician or a traditionalist? traditionalist If you were in charge of MB.com for one day what would you do? Ban Passion Favorite period in baseball history? Late 80's Favorite uni of all time in any sport? New York Rangers: simple and when you see the blue sweaters you know who they are
March 30, 200520 yr If you were in charge of MB.com for one day what would you do? Ban Passion 723834[/snapback] Can't take the heat?
March 30, 200520 yr If you were in charge of MB.com for one day what would you do? Ban Passion 723834[/snapback] Can't take the heat? 723847[/snapback] Yeah, whenever you post anything I piss my pants.
March 30, 200520 yr Are you sick of these quizzes? They're good in moderation Look to your right...what's the first thing you see? A stapler!!!! Do you prefer to shave before or after showers? before When was the last time you engaged in any sexual activity? Let's just say I'm on the math team..... Member you want to be on a desert island with? Chewbacca314 What ring tone do you have on your cell phone right now? Sounds like something from the 70's What is your favorite profanic word? poo Character on "The Simpson" you can compare yourself to? Flanders Do you consider yourself a Sabermetrician or a traditionalist? Tradionalist If you were in charge of MB.com for one day what would you do? Ban Admin permeanatly Favorite period in baseball history? The Earl Weaver Era Favorite uni of all time in any sport? Old Orioles uniform with the cartoon bird
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