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you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots

I mean that is just some f***ED UP s***

the Trix rabbit, for example

I dunno man... if I were him I'd be f***ing KILLING some kids

I remember a commercial where the f***in rabbit WENT INTO A f***IN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN f***IN MONEY.

f***in kids came outta NOWHERE and basically f***in mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit

"silly rabbit Trix are for kids"

f***in rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.

f*** NO that wouldn't fly with me

I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those f***in bitches

and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the s*** out of them some more.

and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a f***in kid?

I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot f***in RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think

"Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"

NO.

I'd be thinking

"that's a 6 foot f***in RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the f*** was I just smoking?"

another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"

last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast

they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a f***in grapefruit... who the f*** eats a breakfast that big

not me

I don't even EAT breakfast nomore

I mean, I eat when I get up

but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"

bitch, you make my f***ing sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the f***ing money

don't give me that s***.

Back to stupid cereal mascots...

Lucky Charms.

f***ING LUCKY CHARMS

Lucky can turn the f***ing MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of f***ing 6 year olds?!?!?

C'mon now, Lucky.

I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the f***ing kids up" spell SOMEWHERE

or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.

"They're after me Lucky Charms!"

....

KILL THEM, BITCH!

I dunno why I went off on this rant here

it's just always bothered me."

FLaming_Suck> bitch, you make my f***ing sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the f***ing money

Thank you. I hate that...having to wake up before 10:30 so I can eat a good sandwich? Psssh.

 

And that was hilarious. :lol

I think we're all in agreement on who the best cold cereal mascot is....