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Why am I not a celebrity? I hate you all.

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You are a celebrity in my book. Here's a billion dollars.

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Only a billion? You're getting cheap in your old age.

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We have our own problems, Israel. We've decided to spend this money on tax cuts.

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Fair enough, I guess I won't be able to buy those pretty new jet fighters I had my eye on.

 

 

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Why am I not a celebrity? I hate you all.

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You are a celebrity in my book. Here's a billion dollars.

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Only a billion? You're getting cheap in your old age.

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We have our own problems, Israel. We've decided to spend this money on tax cuts.

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Fair enough, I guess I won't be able to buy those pretty new jet fighters I had my eye on.

 

 

:(

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You are going to use that money on that. You should have said something we'll give them to you for free.

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Funny how so many celebs popped up at once.

 

We all know that I'm the only true celebrity on here.

 

Beowulf is not real.? Nor is Yoda.

 

And I have a man crush on John Rambo.

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Your about as real as the Marlins chances at making the playoffs.

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Dear Chase Utley,

 

My calculations put it at 500 to 1 that the Phillies make the playoffs.

 

Sincerely,

Steven Hawking

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Mr. Hawking, we all know the Big Band was around 11 billions years ago. Let's say we build a telescope powerful to see 11 billion light years away. Would we then be able to see the Big Bang? :confused

 

 

Dear Mr. Chewbacca314

 

Maybe not in our lifetime but yes I believe so. But if you have read the theory on parallel universes the Big Bang occurs everyday in other universes. Our universe is just a small membrane in a pool of millions of other universes. I hope you read about some of this it will truely open your eyes to how insignificant we are.

 

Sincerely,

Steven Hawking

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