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Guest Moneyball

*cue inspirational music*

 

The time is now my fellow posters. I'm looking for a few good men and women willing to risk probable victory in the invasion of Canada. This militia will finally right the wrong that is Canada. Our northern neighbors are at their weakest point imaginable. Their government is in a state of chaos and the military is undergoing massive budge cuts. I and my war hawk buddies believe a band of 500 militiamen could control and rid Canada of it's government, and install a new government in a 30 day time period.

 

With your help we will rid Canada of the following:

 

-Free healthcare

-The French

-Mounties

-Celine Dion

-Gay marriage

-Cheap movie production

-Toronto Raptors basketball

-The CFL

-The phrase "eh".

-Mullets

 

I will make it a priority of mine to bring the Jets (now Coyotes) back to the great city of Winnepeg.

 

Are you with me or not?

 

Signed,

Moneyball

Commander-in-chief of the Canadian Invasion Army

 

That is all...

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Guest marlins02

i was cursing out some fool with an ontario license plate today. f***ing canadian slowing OUR traffic down. we drive bad enough down here.

 

You can't get rid of Celine really because her heart will go on.

 

*zing*

 

 

celine alone is enough reason to nuke they ass

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Guest Moneyball

i was cursing out some fool with an ontario license plate today. f***ing canadian slowing OUR traffic down. we drive bad enough down here.

 

 

You can't get rid of Celine really because her heart will go on.

 

*zing*

 

 

celine alone is enough reason to nuke they ass

 

In a New Canada, these types of drivers will be punished with an anal umbrella. :thumbup

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