I saw this on another board I read, its a running thread game...hopefully we can do it well.

 

So basically make a 'wish' and then the next person to respond grants the wish, but with a stipulation. Then you make your own wish.

 

Examples:

"I wish I had a perfect set of teeth"

 

Granted, but they are on your nightstand in a glass.

 

"I wish I had every record ever made"

 

Granted, But you are deaf

 

Let's also not quote text, so its easy to read and we dont have a post with like 15-20 quotes in it. I'll start with...

 

I wish my exams were over already.

Granted, but next semester starts tomorrow.

 

 

I wish the Jets drafted Reggie Bush.

Granted, but he holds out until 2012.

 

I wish that I had my own personal island.

Granted, but he holds out until 2012.

 

I wish that I had my own personal island.

 

 

granted, but that island is filled with fat, old, nagging women.

 

i wish for a baseball team in San Antonio de Bejar

Granted, but it is a single A club.

 

I wish I had a HDTV.

Granted, but it is a single A club.

 

I wish I had a HDTV.

 

 

granted but it is broken.

 

i wish for a world cup for the US soccer team.

granted, but it's the women's world cup

 

I wish Das would fall in a well.

Granted, but you fall in with him.

 

I wish Alessandra Ambrosio and I would have a one night stand.

Granted but she's really a man

 

I wish I had a million dollars

Granted, but you owe a mob boss all of it.

 

I wish I had my own talk show.

Granted, but its in Iran, there are no tv cameras and the show is called desacrating the koran.

 

I wish I didnt have to work.

Granted, but its because you have no arms or legs.

 

I wish I was shorter.

Granted, but you gained 800 pounds.

 

 

I wish I was a rock star

Granted, but you die of a drug overdose.

 

 

I wish I had a car.

Granted, but its got no brakes.

 

I wish I lived in a mansion.

Granted, but you're an expendable servant to the Colombian drug lord who owns the mansion.

 

I wish I was a dictator

Granted, but you're an expendable servant to the Colombian drug lord who owns the mansion.

 

I wish I was a dictator

 

 

granted but your right hand man is currently organizing a major military coup to overtake you.

 

i wish for a white Christmas in San Antonio

Granted, but it is a blizzard so large, San Antonio is no more.

 

I wish I had a Rolex.

Granted, but it is a blizzard so large, San Antonio is no more.

 

I wish I had a Rolex.

 

 

 

Granted, but Michael Vick stole it.

 

 

 

I wish I had a 12 pack of beer.

Granted, but it's Milwaukee's Special Reserve.

 

I wish I had a license to kill

Granted, but you are only allowed to kill your family members.

 

I wish I was president.

Granted, but you're the President of a first grade class in Zaire.

 

I wish I looked as good as George Clooney

Granted, but you have a 2 inch penis

 

I wish I was a porn star.

Granted, but you are a contract star with midgets only.

 

I wish I had a raise at work.

Granted, but you are a contract star with midgets only.

 

I wish I had a raise at work.

 

 

granted but now you have to do the work of 5 employees.

 

i wish i had a beach house.