Lefty Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Granted, but Hurricane Omega destroys it. I wish I had a new car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wanks1212 Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Granted, but it doesn't come with an engine I wish I owned the patent to a working model of a cold fusion reactor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lefty Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Granted, but the Russian secret service kills you and steals the plans. I wish I was a little bit taller... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fritz Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Granted, but you grow so tall your heart can't adequately circulate the blood through your CV system and you die. I wish I had an Oscar Meyer weiner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lefty Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Granted, but that is what you'd really like to beeeeee. I wish I could give the world to you, because my love is all I have to give. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wanks1212 Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Granted, but your "love" is HIV positive. I wish I had my own personal militia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradcore Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Granted, but they overthrow you. I wish I had free medical coverage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiRi Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Granted, but it's valid only for a week. I wish I was at Disney right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lefty Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Granted, but the laser show at Epcot malfunctions and the surrounding area explodes, killing everyone including the little children in the Imagination ride...bits and pieces flying all over the place, and people crying for their lives, sinking into the depths of the lake. I wish I wasn't so evil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_eob Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Granted but to rid you of all evil you must be burned alive. I wish all liberals would disappear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lefty Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Granted.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsMania Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Granted but to rid you of all evil you must be burned alive. I wish all liberals would disappear. Granted, but you would become one. I wish I had super human strenght Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Passion Posted December 8, 2005 Author Share Posted December 8, 2005 Granted, but you get busted by the government for steroids. I wish I could go to the lake for a swim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodge Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Granted, but it's at a gay camp. I wish I could hook up with Admin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish Tank Frenzy Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Granted but to hook up with Admin you must hook up with Das. I wish I could dunk a basketball on a 10 foot rim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Passion Posted December 8, 2005 Author Share Posted December 8, 2005 Granted, but you shatter the backboard and get sliced up. I wish it was Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wanks1212 Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Granted, but it's Friday the 13th and you're at Camp Crystal Lake. I wish I had an entourage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Passion Posted December 8, 2005 Author Share Posted December 8, 2005 Granted but it consists of Adolf Hilter, Pol Pot, Kim Jong Il, and Saddam. I wish I didnt have to wear contacts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsMania Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Granted, but you just dont have any eyes I wish that it wasnt cold outside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rorod Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Granted but now you are on the sun. I wish I could save the Marlins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wanks1212 Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Granted, but it's the fish and not the baseball team I wish I had a time machine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Gammons HOF Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Granted, but in only goes 5 seconds into the past. I wish I had new teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lefty Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Granted, but you get in an accident and they are all knocked out. I wish the Heat would win tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FishFanInPA Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Granted but Tim Duncan is god I wish that my snapple refilled itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodge Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Granted but in reality Snapple is chefbob's love potion. I wish my cat would write my paper for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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