Wal-Mart Worker Finds Man Glued to Toilet

May 02 5:41 PM US/Eastern

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SALISBURY, Md.

 

 

A 20-year-old was found by a Wal-Mart employee in the bathroom Sunday night after he sat down and was glued to the toilet seat.

 

The man, whose name was not released by police, was taken to the hospital late Sunday night, said Lt. Cheryl Rantz of the Salisbury Police Department.

 

"The man had gone into the bathroom and sat down," she said. "He was banging on the wall when the employee came in."

 

Rantz said the man was treated and released.

 

(Didn't this happen at a home depot about 7 months ago.)

Jesus. When I drop a deuce in public, I NEVER sit down without looking.

Don't poop in public.

 

I don't.

I ain't got much of a choice man. Between IBS and my busy, sexy lifestyle, a public poop session is a reality.

its nasty that he sat down without putting any paper down. he just sat his bare ass on a public bathroom toilet seat! I always put the toilet seat covers (if they have em) and paper or just paper. what a dirty mofugger.

its nasty that he sat down without putting any paper down. he just sat his bare ass on a public bathroom toilet seat! I always put the toilet seat covers (if they have em) and paper or just paper. what a dirty mofugger.

 

 

:lol

I've always hated crapping in public restrooms, wether in school, at work or any other toilet thats not my own, I find it disgusting.

I don't poop in public because I still find it hilarious, and if someone is in the bathroom while I'm pooping I can't control my laughter. Kind of weird, no?

I think public toilets are terible, When I piss, I dont even use the urinal b/c I dont want the other person next to me looking at my dick.

 

The urinal, what a stupid idea.

I unzip my pants before I even get to the urinal. I'm the guy that will show you his penis to make people like you feel uncomfortable. I sometimes pee in the sink.

Well, come on, everyone knows the rules of the public restroom:

 

Eyes forward, no yapping.

Well, come on, everyone knows the rules of the public restroom:

 

Eyes forward, no yapping.

 

 

Oh..... that's kind of different from Dodge's rules :mischief

Well, come on, everyone knows the rules of the public restroom:

 

Eyes forward, no yapping.

 

 

Oh..... that's kind of different from Dodge's rules :mischief

 

Care to share? I'm fascinated.

Well, come on, everyone knows the rules of the public restroom:

 

Eyes forward, no yapping.

 

 

Oh..... that's kind of different from Dodge's rules :mischief

 

Care to share? I'm fascinated.

 

I will say no more

You are one of those guys who leans against the wall and aims from 6 feet back, aren't you?

Thing is, most public restrooms the toilet is the LAST place where there's bacteria. Urine contains almost none.

 

And if you're dumb enough to sit in a feces covered toilet, you reap what you sow.

 

That being said, you guys ever hear of a tea room?

I want to know one thing, if you sit on glue, would you not feel something? And get up fast.

You are one of those guys who leans against the wall and aims from 6 feet back, aren't you?

 

i call that move "the fountain" :mischief

 

or "the stream from three"

 

personally i like to make believe i am putting out a forrest fire and spray it all over.

I nearly made it through high school with out having to take a crap at school.

 

3 weeks before I graduated, had two of these collossal burgers, these huge slabs of meat and two small rolls that was only good in a sh*t load of ketchup that we ate only because it was better then most of the crap and it was kindof funny how sick they were. Anyway, I actually went for two to earn 5 bucks from a friend...and probably 5 minutes after I already started cooking up my usual after school, 3:30 crap....problem was it was just before noon.

 

I tried like hell to not break my streak, tried moving around alot more in last block, everything, but finally cracked.

 

No '2131' Cal Ripken Jr. streak for me.

I nearly made it through high school with out having to take a crap at school.

 

3 weeks before I graduated, had two of these collossal burgers, these huge slabs of meat and two small rolls that was only good in a sh*t load of ketchup that we ate only because it was better then most of the crap and it was kindof funny how sick they were. Anyway, I actually went for two to earn 5 bucks from a friend...and probably 5 minutes after I already started cooking up my usual after school, 3:30 crap....problem was it was just before noon.

 

I tried like hell to not break my streak, tried moving around alot more in last block, everything, but finally cracked.

 

No '2131' Cal Ripken Jr. streak for me.

 

 

I've gone once so far (had one too many free rice krispies treats) and I've got 2 weeks left. Almost broke down today.

 

Man, this thread rules.

Anyways, tea rooms, LOOK OUT FOR THEM.

 

A sociologist, Laud Humphries, did studies on these things and they actually exist. A team room if when you go into a men's toilet and there's something signalling the homosexual community this is, in fact, a tea room.

 

So, a tea room requires three dudes. Two to get it on and one to be a lookout. It's almost a performance thing where the fact that they might get caught enhances their pleasure.

 

So, once you get in you head to a certain stall and CHIGGA-BOW-BOW! Do your thing while some other dude stands outside looking for cops, or people who want to go to the john.

 

Anyways, I guess these things are all over. So much so there's even one on OSU's campus in the basement of one of buildings (can't remember which one, although if I bet my money it'd be University Hall's basement bathroom, just because there's so much "show up here on this date to get pounded" type of material on those walls).

 

Ah, the things you study in sociology.

I nearly made it through high school with out having to take a crap at school.

 

3 weeks before I graduated, had two of these collossal burgers, these huge slabs of meat and two small rolls that was only good in a sh*t load of ketchup that we ate only because it was better then most of the crap and it was kindof funny how sick they were. Anyway, I actually went for two to earn 5 bucks from a friend...and probably 5 minutes after I already started cooking up my usual after school, 3:30 crap....problem was it was just before noon.

 

I tried like hell to not break my streak, tried moving around alot more in last block, everything, but finally cracked.

 

No '2131' Cal Ripken Jr. streak for me.

 

 

Funny. I made a streak like that except it was consecutive days with sh*tting in school.

I nearly made it through high school with out having to take a crap at school.

 

3 weeks before I graduated, had two of these collossal burgers, these huge slabs of meat and two small rolls that was only good in a sh*t load of ketchup that we ate only because it was better then most of the crap and it was kindof funny how sick they were. Anyway, I actually went for two to earn 5 bucks from a friend...and probably 5 minutes after I already started cooking up my usual after school, 3:30 crap....problem was it was just before noon.

 

I tried like hell to not break my streak, tried moving around alot more in last block, everything, but finally cracked.

 

No '2131' Cal Ripken Jr. streak for me.

 

 

Funny. I made a streak like that except it was consecutive days with sh*tting in school.

Yeah, I had a buddy who used to use his School ID to break into the faculty restroom and he'd lay a steamer down in there nearly everyday.

 

Carpeted floors, clean sink and toilet with quality TP and soap.

That is fantastic.

its nasty that he sat down without putting any paper down. he just sat his bare ass on a public bathroom toilet seat! I always put the toilet seat covers (if they have em) and paper or just paper. what a dirty mofugger.

 

 

Well you know putting paper on the seat isnt going to stop and diseases.