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One of those jokes where you just feel for the guy.


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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

 

and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

 

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

 

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

 

for the first time.

 

* * * * * * * * *

 

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

 

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

 

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

 

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

 

He tells the boy everything there is to know > about condoms and sex.

 

* * * * * * * * *

 

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many >

 

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

 

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

 

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

 

* * * * * * * * *

 

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents >

 

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

 

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

 

* * * * * * * * *

 

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table >

 

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

 

offers to say grace and bows his head.

 

* * * * * * * * *

 

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, >

 

with his head down.

 

* * * * * * * * *

 

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

 

* * * * * * * * *

 

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

 

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

 

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

 

* * * * * * * *

 

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

 

father was a pharmacist."

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