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one man i know used "girl you look so good i dropped my chicken." :lol

 

he got her laughing and smiling and talked to her for a little bit so it was pretty effective.

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Going with the feces theme:

 

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

 

I just sh*t into my pants. Can I get into yours?

 

I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.

 

 

that is probably one of the most disgusting posts ive ever read on this message board, thta last line really put it over the top.

 

*writes them all down*

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