SlapHands69 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 In one days time - two page paper - five page paper -Study for Exam -Theatre 101 HW assignment And boys and girls that what happens when you leave everything to the last minute and procrastinate. I just finished Kind of off topic but... Is it just me or does anyone pull a hostel when they drop a class or withdraw? I get a real high and start breathing really hard, even maybe popping one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Godfather Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 Procrastinator's Creed * 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already. * 2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses. * 3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration. * 4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them. * 5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations. * 6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given. * 7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero. * 8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year. * 9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind. * 10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it. * 11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task. * 12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. * 13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever. * 14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized. I lived by this creed in college. I still do. I have no clue how I am a functioning member of society with a great job ?? Something must be wrong with the system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauer7 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 slaphands--what the hell is going on in your avatar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Passion Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 Kind of off topic but... Is it just me or does anyone pull a hostel when they drop a class or withdraw? I get a real high and start breathing really hard, even maybe popping one. :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol I know the feeling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lefty Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 I might have to withdraw from my business law class. a**hole teacher only gives pop tests...so if you happen to miss a class with the test, you're f***ed. Not just that, but I have to study the entire book for this class every single day I have class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarlinFan10 Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 I kinda procrastinated about studying for a math test, and never did. I kinda failed, but still got the highest grade in the class, which brings up the question: will a professor fail an entire class? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlapHands69 Posted September 23, 2006 Author Share Posted September 23, 2006 I kinda procrastinated about studying for a math test, and never did. I kinda failed, but still got the highest grade in the class, which brings up the question: will a professor fail an entire class? No, Good ole curve comes into play Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallen Apple Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 slaphands--what the hell is going on in your avatar? I think its one of the hottest Avatars out there :thumbup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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