Fishfan79 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SongInTheAir Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 haha, nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauer7 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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