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>>A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the freeway. Nothing is

>>moving.

>>

>>Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his

>>window

>>and asks, "What's going on?"

>>

>>"Terrorists have kidnapped Mel Gibson. They're asking for a $310

>>million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse him with gasoline

>>and

>>Set him on fire.

>>

>>We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

>>

>>The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

>>

>>"About a gallon."

 

:lol :lol :lol

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